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  1. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 1:37am UTC
    okay, if i lived in america or somewhere else where there are heaps of Wittians, i would absolutely organize for a massive group of us to go out for coffee/see movies/go shopping once a week and we'd be in a massive group and look super cool and no one would know that we're actually a bunch of people from the internet who hardly ever leave their bedrooms.

  2. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Me: hey do you mind doing me a favorite

  3. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC
    I may not know what
    the fox says but i know what my follow button says it says "push me, and then just touch me, until i get my satisfaction" you heard that follow button you do what it says
    please

  4. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    You know what's the worst thing on earth? Being the third wheel, I have been the third wheel all my life and I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE BYE

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Guys, we're getting tons of new members.
    One problem though.
    They probably think Witty is deserted, because the top quotes have like, 80 faves.
    We need to fix this, fave more of the quotes. Don't be lazy, DO IT.
    When I first came to this website, I was shocked at how there were 400 faves on a top quote EACH DAY.
    It made me want to stay here. I'm getting worried because people think that WE'RE ALL ABANDONING WITTY
    when really we're here (most of us) and we just aren't faving quotes.
    We need to start now. I will too.
    Maybe we can all comment ideas on how to get Witty more popular?

  6. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    i really want to just walk into the shower fully clothed and turn it on and get soaked and sit on the floor and cry like they do in films it looks fulfilling

  7. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 4:02pm UTC
    if somebody dates me i’ll sign it off as community service hours

  8. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 6:09am UTC
    i literally wanna lie on the floor
    and not think for a good month or two

  9. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:49am UTC
    There are so many people on this site with online depression test results on their profiles and it makes me feel very {ugh?!???!??}. Please, please, you guys, I BEG of you people, DO NOT take the online depression tests. It gives you WRONG results. Do not believe all that bullsh-t. There is NOTHING wrong with you. Believing it will only make you feel worse. If you want to know if you're depressed or having any disorder, get a proper diagnosis, from a REAL doctor! Not some pathetic quiz on the internet. Seriously. Nothing it says are true. You are not having an extreme disorder. Please. Stop. Feeding. Yourself. Lies.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:09am UTC
    I want a friend with benefits
    (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

  11. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    me: woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
    me: *tears up*

  12. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 11:08am UTC
    what if obama passed a law changing the name milk to cow titty juice

  13. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    hey i'll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

  14. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    TEACH
    ME
    HOW
    TO
    LOVE
    AGAIN

  15. doncasturbate* doncasturbate*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    I love putting my quotes in the funny category cause it's just like
    proving the fact that I'm hilarious.

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 12:21am UTC
    “I don’t know where I’m gonna be five years from now, but I pray to god it’s somewhere with a beautiful view and beside you.”

  17. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    i'm sad who wants to be my friend

  18. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 11:33pm UTC
    What's your opinion
    On the saying
    'Once a cheater, always a cheater.'?

  19. josie* josie* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    when i die please punch everyone who says
    "i wish i got to know them better"

  20. KissMyAxe KissMyAxe
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    ♡ why can't someone look at
    me the way i look at pizza ♡

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