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  1. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel2 unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel2
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2017 3:36am UTC
    follow my BFF now unicorn104149musicallyBFFchannel for a shout out

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2016 10:19am UTC
    Is this part of the deal? You start caring enough, and suddenly you start worrying every little thing you say makes them hate you? Or is it anxiety talking? .....

  3. PandaPants PandaPants
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 1:12am UTC
    You'll never be alone.

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2015 2:41am UTC
    okay but like, can I just sell my
    uterus on ebay or something?
    bogo sale on my ovaries.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2015 12:21am UTC
    “I don’t know where I’m gonna be five years from now, but I pray to god it’s somewhere with a beautiful view and beside you.”

  6. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2015 12:21am UTC
    All i have ever wanted since I first saw you was to kiss you. i don't know why but i know that i want you. i may do anything in my power to get you. just know that i won't give up on you, even if it kills me.

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2014 2:15am UTC
    instead of me having to explain why
    i don't like r4pe jokes,
    how about you explain why you find them funny.

  8. lauralove lauralove
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2014 10:21am UTC
    Christmas - the annual festival of the Christian Church commemorating the birth of
    Jesus; celebrated on December 25
    Don't celebrate it if you don't believe in God ._.

  9. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2014 4:38pm UTC
    when i die please punch everyone who says
    "i wish i got to know them better"

  10. polaroidmgc* polaroidmgc*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 12:14am UTC
    One thing the world needs: Butterscotch Poptarts.

  11. doggo* doggo*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 8:45pm UTC
    yo i havent been on witty in the past month or so..
    can someone please explain what the new additions on witty are???
    like im seeing backgrounds on quotes andi m like WHAT

  12. Raven* Raven*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    I wish I had a dollar
    for every dollar i dont have

  13. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2014 3:02pm UTC
    Won't be satisfied until the boy
    sitting in the car
    next to me sings
    "she will be loved"
    to me like Will sings it to
    Miley in the last song

  14. the1975* the1975*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 9:53pm UTC
    i was extremely kissable today and
    do you know how many kisses i
    recieved???? ZERO

  15. ghost town girl* ghost town girl*
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2014 5:57pm UTC
    need more music... what are all of your favourite bands?

  16. hated* hated*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 3:45pm UTC
    gahhh. i want one please.

    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:29pm UTC
    ❤Steve is the love of my life.❤

  18. thestorynofar* thestorynofar*
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 10:04am UTC
    If someone would get me cigarettes
    and a red nose pitbull that'd be gr8 & you'll get laid ~
    jk. not really. <33333333

  19. doncasturbate* doncasturbate*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    I love putting my quotes in the funny category cause it's just like
    proving the fact that I'm hilarious.

  20. Common Teenager* Common Teenager*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    hey girl are u a banker bc
    leave me a loan


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