Best Periods Quotes Today

KT_143
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 4:22pm UTC

THIS IS WORTH READING, TRUST ME!
Earlier this year I was in one of my classes, and this one really nice girl asked to use the restroom, but the teacher told her no. Well the girl politely asked again, and he said no again. A few minutes later she said it was an emergency, and he still turned her down. You could tell she was obviously annoyed, but then about three minutes later asks again, and tells him it is a serious emergency, and she has to go, but he still says no. So the girl stands up in front of everyone, and her face is all red because she's embarassed, and she says to the teacher in front of EVERYONE that she just started her period, and she literally needs to use the restroom. At this point everyone is staring. The teacher STILL told her to go sit down and didn't let her go. Everyone in the class was confused and shìt, then OUT OF NO WHERE the kid next to the girl, a varsity football player, stands up and says "Don't you have a wife? Didn't you grow with your mom or sister's? She's started her period, and she needs to use the bathroom, and she's going whether you let her or not!" Then he walked over, pulled the girl with him, and walked with her to the bathroom. When they came back the doûche bag of a teacher called security on them, and the guy got suspended for standing up for the girl.
I will never forget that day. A dámn football player was man enough to stand up for a girl against a teacher and defended her on a girl problem she was having. Not many high school guys are mature enough to even say the word "period" much less do what he did.

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bye*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 4:40pm UTC

once when I was on my period I dropped a bowl of cheese ball/s on the floor and sat down and cried for an hour if that doesn’t explain periods then idk what does

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KT_143
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 1:50pm UTC

I want a tampon commercial where the woman are fighting zombies or some sh.t.
And they're all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly at the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
"For the fighting spirit."
It would be called the Tampocalypse.
Because periods aren't all 'Let me parade around in my motherf.cking white bikini at the beach
while doing back flips and faffing about through a field of daisies.
IT'S LITERALLY A BLOODBATH!
IT'S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, F.CKER I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT!
Tampocalypse

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KT_143
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Dear tampon and pad companies,
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom
now knows I am on my period thank you.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 6:20pm UTC

I don't understand why girls make such a big deal about periods.
I mean yeah, they suck, but at least we don't have to push like a fcking watermelon out of our vajayjay every month.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Shampoo Commercials: Showing people with healthy hair.
Toothpaste Commercials: Showing people with healthy teeth.
Tampon Commercials: Showing girls who are on their periods who are on stage dancing, randomly kicking their legs high in the air, doing gymnastics, skydiving, swimming, playing sports like soccer that require you to extend your leg, and doing other activities that require a lot of movement, when it's quite obvious that they'd rather be laying in bed, eating chips, eating chocolate, crying, drinking juice, and watching The Notebook and The Vow 7 days straight without being inturrupted.

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 4:15pm UTC

*period is one day late*
me: that's it, i'm the next virgin mary
FETCH ME THE DONKEY
WHERE THE F/CK IS MY JOSEPH
do i throw a baby shower or...?
look gold and frankincense are all good, really, but i kind of want an itunes voucher please and thank you

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 11:59pm UTC

people who say that using a tampon is like "having s/ex with yourself" just make me want to throw myself off a cliff and backflip away into the sunset, because oh my god s/ex is not just the act of putting something inside you, s/ex is a whole lot of emotions and sensations and a mutual bond with another person and if you're feeling like that when you put a tampon in i think we have a problem.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 8:03pm UTC

On average Menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at age 52
40 years of period
480 periods
480 periods x the averge length of 5 days
That's 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of blood
Oh my God
And guys say periods arent that bad
I'd like to see you bleeding 2400 days for 40 years

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gab*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 10:15pm UTC

worst times to get your period:
-rainy days
-when you're in the olympics
-while going camping
-the day you leave for a vacation
-the day you come back from a break (thanksgiving, winter, spring, etc.)
-hot days
-the day of your wedding
-the day you have to be in someone else's wedding
-in the middle of gym class without being prepared
-before a first date
-mondays
-the first day of school
-when you have to do something and the dresscode requires all white
-all times

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 11:06pm UTC

You
Vacation this week, swimming everyday!:D
24 hours ago · comment · like
1 person like this
Period
Hah. Thanks for the invitation.
23 hours ago · Like

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Steve*
posted a quote
October 26, 2013 6:05pm UTC

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.

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*_*
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 10:21pm UTC

Nothing is worse than having your period at a concert u g h
Fall out Blood
Pierce the Ovaries
Red Day
My Chemical Hormones
Panic at Uterus
Bring me the Tampons
All Time Flow
Blood on the Dance Floor
Of Mice and Menstrual
Flowing in Reverse

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Periods are ridiculous.
i shouldnt be punished for not being pregnant.

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 3:10am UTC

why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now

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ThatWeirdGirl*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Times when I wish periods would go
away
1. When I get invited to a pool party
2. When I'm sleeping
3. All the freakin' time

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DoHaBr
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 3:59pm UTC

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Dear Boys,
Untill the day you start having periods, have babies and watch the one you love be with someone else all together, you aren't as strong as you think.
Sincerely, Girls.
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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 9:41am UTC

don't assume just because I'm mad I'm on my period.
Next time you're asleep I'll assume you're dead and bury you in the backyard.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 3:08pm UTC

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Dear Mother Nature:
I would LOVE to cancel my
monthly subscription

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phee*
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Things I hate:
-periods
-maths
-periods
-when there's no food in the fridge
-periods
-periods
-did I mention periods?

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