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  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2015 2:39pm UTC
    Period pain is the worst.

  2. Bye Summer* Bye Summer*
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2014 5:37am UTC
    I hate periods, why do they exist why, like can you just not like argh

  3. jayneelove jayneelove
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 4:27pm UTC
    with all the technology we have now i cant think of one good reason girls should have periods

  4. GabbyBaby GabbyBaby
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 7:59pm UTC
    society:oh you have your period? well you have two options.
    woman:okay.
    society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
    woman:sounds awful. what's my second option.
    society:a peni$ shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
    woman:still seems pretty awful.
    society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
    woman:well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
    society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fu*king expensive.Oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
    woman:i think i'll go with my third option.
    society:what third option?
    woman:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

  5. XxLifeGoesByexX XxLifeGoesByexX
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2014 7:12pm UTC
    Today I was walking down hallway and thought what it is like to play slender man on you period

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2014 9:23am UTC
    I woke up this morning
    to a literal bloody mess
    #periods

  7. someoneinhiding someoneinhiding
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 8:15pm UTC
    I think that periods should only happen when you are pregnant.
    Like seriously instead of punishing us for being innocent and not having a child
    God could be all "Those who have childfren shall bleed and face pain for a week
    so that they know there is a child in them and there will be no show called 'I didnt know I was pregnant'"
    Seriously guys. Why does it not work like this?

  8. ElmosWhoree* ElmosWhoree*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 4:45am UTC
    Every part of me still hurts,
    Every part of me still aches.
    Remembering everything about you,
    my heart still feels pain.
    You left without a blink of an eye,
    and was with someone new within a short period of time.
    But five months later, I'm still broken over you.
    Five months later, and I still don't know what to do..

  9. EVS61201 EVS61201
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 9:02pm UTC
    Period
    THE MOST annoying time of the month,
    not including your final exams

  10. acacia brinley* acacia brinley*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 12:55am UTC
    Did You Know?
    The average female wishes she were male for about 12 weeks of the year.

  11. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    the truth is,
    if you get pregnant
    or if you dont get pregnant
    you will still have something come out of your v*gina

  12. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    If you got your period right before halloween this year like me, then you are lucky. Because now you can suffer with a surplus of chocolate around.

  13. SarahDGirl SarahDGirl
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    Periods are ridiculous,
    I shouldn't be punished for not being pregnant.

  14. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.

  15. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:10am UTC
    why can't periods just last for like an hour, like okay you've made your point, I'm not pregnant you can leave now

  16. xxloveyabooxx xxloveyabooxx
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:21am UTC
    hey dont worry girls
    periods are just a way that god and mother nature thanks us
    for not having a baby when were 14

  17. *_* *_*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    Nothing is worse than having your period at a concert u g h 
    Fall out Blood
    Pierce the Ovaries
    Red Day
    My Chemical Hormones
    Panic at Uterus
    Bring me the Tampons
    All Time Flow
    Blood on the Dance Floor
    Of Mice and Menstrual
    Flowing in Reverse 
                 
      . 
     

  18. SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    I don't know why Tampax and Hershey have not joined forces yet. Taping a pack of Reese's to a box of tampons could literally save lives.

  19. ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite ifyourefromafricawhyareyouwhite
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    What if Mother Nature is really annoyed that we litter and pollute and stuff so she invented periods to get revenge...
    I would become the world's biggest environmentalist if that were true.

  20. JossiieeRae JossiieeRae
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    Is it wierd that once I found out the pads I use changed their wrapper I got really happy, but then a minute later I got upset and cried because it changed and made me think of how everyone is changing and getting older and I just want to be 5 years old agian. Periods suck. Emotions suck. Being a girl sucks. OK.

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