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Chelsea_Loves_You
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September 28, 2013 6:36pm UTC

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I'm 10 and I haven't started my period yet, am I pregnant?
Please help i'm really worried. I haven't had se.x but I kissed a boy last week and I think I tasted his sp.erm. I don't know what to do. I haven't told anybody.
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Thanks. I think I'm going to have an abortion so it's ok.
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angelle*
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September 16, 2013 9:20pm UTC

Periods
Are only good in English class.

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DeathOfASon
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September 15, 2013 11:15am UTC

how period cramps feel like:
wolverine is fingering you with his claws

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234325fdsazgdg*
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September 14, 2013 3:02pm UTC

*leaves class to go to the bathroom*
_______________________________
*tours entire school*

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:41am UTC

don't assume just because I'm mad I'm on my period.
Next time you're asleep I'll assume you're dead and bury you in the backyard.

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DeathOfASon
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September 8, 2013 9:12am UTC

going on vacation?
Forget checking your work schedule. check your period schedule.

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gab*
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August 30, 2013 10:15pm UTC

worst times to get your period:
-rainy days
-when you're in the olympics
-while going camping
-the day you leave for a vacation
-the day you come back from a break (thanksgiving, winter, spring, etc.)
-hot days
-the day of your wedding
-the day you have to be in someone else's wedding
-in the middle of gym class without being prepared
-before a first date
-mondays
-the first day of school
-when you have to do something and the dresscode requires all white
-all times

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ThatIsSoTrue
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August 19, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Never take food from a girl on her period.
It is just like fighting a shark.
It doesn't end well.

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Tori-bird *
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August 6, 2013 10:02am UTC

why do periods have to last an entire week? after an hour I'm sure I'm not pregnant so let’s just move on now.. all that is just unnecessary

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phee*
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August 4, 2013 1:10pm UTC

Things I hate:
-periods
-maths
-periods
-when there's no food in the fridge
-periods
-periods
-did I mention periods?

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Asking_Alexis
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July 26, 2013 10:36pm UTC

format by IllNeverFindSomeoneLikeYou
So I Was Watching Girl Code
The Other Day.
They were descussing periods and pregnancy scares, right?
Well, one of them made a really good point.
She said "When we get our period we hate them.
But after you have s/x and you get your period, It'slike it's your best friend."
I totally agree. I get happy when I get mine,but an hour later I hate it.
I just thought I would share
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ThatWeirdGirl*
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July 21, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Times when I wish periods would go
away
1. When I get invited to a pool party
2. When I'm sleeping
3. All the freakin' time

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iamlegend1998
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July 20, 2013 7:35pm UTC

I had my period once and I started crying because I couldn't cut a bit of food up...
If that doesn't give you a clue about what it does to girls then...well...

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iamlegend1998
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July 20, 2013 7:22pm UTC

I had my period once and I started crying because I couldn't cut a bit of food up...
If that doesn't give you a clue about what it does to girls then...well...

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chachawawabubu
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July 19, 2013 10:17pm UTC

So tonight I went to see a play at the local theatre and my 'monthly visitor' decided to 'surprise' me.
Good news: The theatre chairs were red.
Bad news: I was wearing white.

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abbiemarie*
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July 18, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I really hate being a girl.. -.-

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username*
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July 18, 2013 8:08pm UTC

Wearing white shorts shorts is just another way of saying, I'M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

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bye*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 4:40pm UTC

once when I was on my period I dropped a bowl of cheese ball/s on the floor and sat down and cried for an hour if that doesn’t explain periods then idk what does

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ThePeaceMaker
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July 15, 2013 10:41pm UTC

" Sorry, I just get a little b!tchy when i'm on the rag you know what i'm sayin?!?"

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Steve*
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July 11, 2013 12:21am UTC

Fact
Chinese companies create hair bands using recycled condoms.
These same hair bands are sold in Beauty stores across America.
TUMBLR.

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