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  1. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    How to Ask Someone Out
    Step 1: Bump into the person you fancy. Then drop your belongings and yell "YOU WANNA GO?!"
    Step 2: Continuing yelling until the other person responds to something similar to "THEN LETS GO"
    Step 3: Lightly push each other around a bit. **This fighting also give you the tiny opportunity to touch their chest**
    Step 4: Yell "YOU WANNA GO-" then get down on one knee, hold their hand and end with "OUT?!"
    Step 5: Success! If this doesn't succeed, honey they are not worth it
    *tumblr*

  2. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    - Are you an angel?
    - No, why?
    - Well my mum told me that those who have marked wrists are angels.
    - I'm not an angel though.
    - Of course you are. Mum said that only angels harm theirselves
    because they don't like life on earth. This world is destroying
    them so they try to return back home in heaven. They are too
    sensitive to the pain of others and their own.
    - You know, your mum is very wise.
    - Thank you, she is also an angel but she has already returned home.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    The most comfortable place
    in the world
    is me and you,
    my head on your chest,
    feeling it rise and fall
    and listening to your heartbeat,
    your arms wrapped around me,
    holding me so tight...

  4. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    Teacher: Okay, everyone get out a pen.
    Me: I only write in pencil.
    Teacher: But you have to use a pen for this assignment.
    Me: I use pencils because pens are only for perfect people.
    Teacher: ...That was deep bro.

  5. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    For a kiss to be really good,
    you want it to mean something…
    to be with someone you can't get out of your head,
    so when your lips finally touch
    you feel it everywhere.
    A kiss so hot and so deep that you never want to come for air.
    You can't CHEAT your first kiss.
    You dont want to.
    Trust me.
    When you find the right person for your first kiss,
    it’s everything.

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 10:15pm UTC
    That awesome moment
    When your scrolling through the quotes
    And you come across one that explains exactly how you feel
    It's so perfect
    And then you realize that one person understands what you're going through
    It's a great feeling knowing your not alone

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Stop telling me there is someone in this world that is perfect for me
    because you and I both know that they probably live in Poland or Uganda and I'll never meet them.

  8. Yourbeautiful* Yourbeautiful*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 2:10am UTC
    You say you want to die but,
    you still put that seat belt on
    and look both ways when you cross the road
    you lock your windows and doors
    you would scream if someone was following you at night
    you would run for your life
    you don't really want to die
    you just want to die on your own terms.

  9. IzzyWizzy1998 IzzyWizzy1998
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    I Wish I Wasn't So Insecure..
    I Wish I Was Pretty..
    I Wish I Was Skinny..
    I Wish I Had Lovely Long Hair..
    I Wish I Was Taller..
    I Wish I Had Flawless Skin..
    I Just Wish I Was Happy With Myself..
    Maybe Then, I Would Be Confident, I Could Maybe Smile Properly..
    And Maybe, Just Maybe He Might Like Me..

  10. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 11:19am UTC
    If you're "skinny" thats ok (◠‿◠✿)
    as long as you're happy and healthy
    If you're "fat" thats ok (◠‿◠✿)
    as long as you're happy and healthy

  11. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    *piano starts*
    me: i'm not doing it
    *piano goes on*
    me: i'm not doing it for goodness sake!
    *piano continues*
    me: urgh, if you'll think this will hap-MAKING ME WAY DOWNTOWN, WALKING FAST, FACES PASS AND I'M HOME BOUND

  12. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    I see only one thing when I look at you.
    what's that?
    Perfection.

  13. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 7:17am UTC
    My perfect day:
    - Home alone
    - Raining outside
    - Cuddled up in bed
    - My laptop by my side
    - Loads of food
    - Good music

  14. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  15. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 7:40pm UTC
    THE PERFECT WEIGHT
    HEIGHT WEIGHT YOU ARE
    4'10" yours loved
    4'11" yours beautiful
    5'0" yours smart
    5'1" yours cute
    5'2" yours worth it
    5'3" yours a sweetheart
    5'4" yours fierce
    5'5" yours cared about
    5'6" yours unique
    5'7" yours adorable
    5'8" yours bright
    5'9" yours important
    5'10" yours kind
    5'11" yours brave
    everyone yours already perfect

  16. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 5:13pm UTC
    Perfect is a 7 letter word
    but then again so is Wittyyy.

  17. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 3:05am UTC
    "You know that place between sleep and awake,
    the place where you can still remember dreaming?
    That's where I'll always love you,
    That's where I'll be waiting.”
    Alexander wrote this on one of his letters, tinkerbell says it in hook, but he said it and now he's gone. It's perfect. I love you Alexander, i love you so much <3

  18. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2013 11:44am UTC
    we all have
    this perfect
    picture in our
    minds of how
    things are
    supposed to be
    and that's why
    we all end up
    being disappointed.

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    You think long distance
    relationships are stupid?
    well, I'm sorry I'd rather date somebody who's
    perfect for me and put up with the distance than
    put up with being treated like sh.t by some jerk who lives closer

  20. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    You don’t love someone
    because they’re perfect, you love them in
    spite of the fact that they’re not.

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