Oranges Quotes

ImmortalTurtle
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December 16, 2014 4:55pm UTC

*takes 45 minutes to eat one orange*
"....no im not procrastinating."

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capsized*
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March 23, 2014 5:33pm UTC

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

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emmahood31
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March 8, 2014 11:23pm UTC

Disrespect me in my own home and I will throw oranges at you.

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TheFallenAngel
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February 11, 2014 12:44pm UTC

Are oranges named orange because they're orange
or is orange called orange becauses oranges are orange?

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Rose :)*
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January 22, 2014 10:12am UTC

My friend bought oranges from Hyvee and i asked him if he was going to cut them into slices and suckle on them like a baby cow

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ProfessorPickle
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December 31, 2013 12:33pm UTC

'Vitamin C' is Spanish for 'Vitamin Yes'

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luvLex
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October 5, 2013 11:01pm UTC

It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.
...Say whaaaa....??

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*Yours Truly*
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September 7, 2013 1:48am UTC

When life gives you lemons you make lemonade!
Then splash it in someones face until you get the oranges you originally asked for.

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countrychic98
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September 1, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Are oranges called oranges because oranges are oranges are orange or are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange?
If you read it slow, it makes sense.
If you read it fast, it just sounds like a bunch of oranges.

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Katrhina
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August 25, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Friend: I hate math, I´m going to sell oranges in the Street
Teacher: You need math for that
Friend: F+ck you b+tch!!

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honeyho11y2
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July 14, 2013 6:28am UTC

The real trouble with reality is that there is no background music
♪♫♪

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
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July 1, 2013 1:03am UTC

Im trying not to let the demons inside me win

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CharliesTheName
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June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

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honeyho11y2
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 12:27pm UTC

singing a song in the car,
not knowing the rest of the words,
singing dobedobedobedobedo
instead

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IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
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April 15, 2013 4:51am UTC

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

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NeverGiveUpHope101
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February 1, 2013 11:23pm UTC

I know, I'm not perfect.
But I'm me.

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1hockey2lax3crazy
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January 28, 2013 7:39pm UTC

Have a good day! Smile, eat an orange, kiss a turtle, hug a tree, and adopt a Canadian

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PinkGlitter4
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January 26, 2013 10:48pm UTC

I still can't get over the fact that
oranges are
presliced.

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