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luvLex

Status: Gone Crazzy <3

Member Since: 11 Feb 2011 11:09am

Last Seen: 3 Feb 2014 09:42pm

Birthday: September 11

Location: Maine

Gender: F

user id: 152420

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Why Hello There! :]

I'm Alexandria
I'm 17 years young I was born on 9/11/96! Yup that's 9/11
I adore going on witty when I get a chance plus cleverbot every once in a while when I get bored
I love French class because well French is just amazing :)

When I'm followed I always follow back that's the way I am :)

luvLex
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 11:01pm UTC

It is illegal to eat oranges while bathing in California.
...Say whaaaa....??

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luvLex
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 12:21pm UTC

I've got a cookie clicker addiction.. It proves I have too much free time </3 Haha(:
(*Never heard of it?*)
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 2:07pm UTC

My friend Mason: Im watchin nascar LOL
Me: well aren't you fancy!
My friend Mason: Yes, Yes I am
Me: Hahaha xD

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 1:26pm UTC

They see me trollin'
They hatin'
Why yes, Yes I am..

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 11:58am UTC

So a lot of people remember BrandonCyrus right?
well I looked his name up and a link to the urbam dictionary came up:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brandon%20Cyrus
Interesting.....

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 9:34am UTC

Am I the only person who had a crush on a
Canadian
for like ever?

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 11:53pm UTC

Failure makes me stronger
Love keeps me alive
But it’s you who keeps me smiling...

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luvLex
posted a quote
October 2, 2012 10:17pm UTC

Looking at a picture of him then:
Aww he's cute!! <3
Looking at a picture of him now:
:O Daaaang why did I break up with him again?!?

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 19, 2012 1:52pm UTC

*Boy walks up to girl*
Boy: Why are you single?
Girl: I'm insecure and most guys don't want a girl they have to work to prove somthing to.
~Next Day~
*boy walks up to girl*
Boy: Why are you single?
Girl: I'm smart. Guys are afraid that I'll be able to tell when they're using me.
~Next day~
*boy walks up to girl*
Boy: Why are you single?
Girl: The guy I like hasn't noticed me
~Next Day~
*boy walks up to girl*
Boy: Why are you single?
Girl: The right guy hasn't given me the time of day.
~Next Day~
*boy walks up to girl*
Boy: I know why you're single.
Girl: Why?
Boy: I haven't proven to you that you are beautiful. I haven't promised you that I'll never use you. I have noticed you but I've been to scared to show you that I have. I've been stupid not to give you the time of day. And because I have yet to ask you to be mine.

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 17, 2012 7:20pm UTC

I have always wondered why W
is called Double U when clearly
It's a Double V

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 11:07am UTC

The best morning ever means..
laying on the couch with a bag of cereal and the music nice and loud
❤

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luvLex
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 3:35pm UTC

His
background
picture
is of me
❤

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luvLex
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Last class in a room with four guys is was near the end of class so the sub let us play pictionary
Cameron drew a zebra
Ej said that's not a zebra
Javonta said it looks like a camel
Nick said "Oh my gosh guys guess what I did this morning!"
Everyone asks what ?
and then Nick replied with I rod e my flamingo to school and it broke down so I had to call FFF (Fixing Fat Flamingos)
Everyones face was like o_O?

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luvLex
posted a quote
March 18, 2012 5:18pm UTC

My awkward moment from this morning
The weather man said Theres a high of 69 then laughed

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luvLex
posted a quote
March 15, 2012 10:43pm UTC

Guys should really pick who
they like not flirt with 5
different girls in 15 minutes!

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luvLex
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 11:32pm UTC

╭∩╮︶︿︶╭∩╮.
I'm not not clever!
Yeah ok bye!
I do not like you any more.
Ok!!!!!.
One direction are the best.
This is why my cousin NEVER goes on Cleverbot on my laptop.

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luvLex
posted a quote
March 10, 2012 8:35pm UTC

I need to tell you a secret. Look at number 5
[2] The answer is at number 11
[3] Dont get mad look at 15
[4] Calm down, don't be mad! Look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Dont be that angry, look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say your beautiful no matter what they say.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...on number 14
[9] Be patient! Look at 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this: Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry,look at 8
[13] Don't get mad, just look at 10
[14] I dont know how to say this, but look at 3
[15] You must be really mad, look at number 9

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luvLex
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 11:36pm UTC

Blanket on; to hot.
Blanket off; to cold.
One leg out; Perfect.
until the demon
from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall
NMF/NMQ

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luvLex
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 8:52pm UTC

Cleverbot, I'm sad.
I'm sad much more.
My heart is broken :(.
Why? Talk to me about it.
Theres this guy that says he likes me and he says the same stuff to his new "girlfriend".
Kill him.
I will be charged with murder.
No, that isn't true.
Yes, It is.
No.
Are you sure?
Yes I'm sure.

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luvLex
posted a quote
March 2, 2012 6:27am UTC

Niall Horan.
Nando's.
Zayn Malik.
Vas happenin'?
Harry Styles.
Liam Payne.
Louis Tomlinson.
Harry Styles.
Liam Payne.
Louis Tomlinson.

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