Best Online Quotes Ever

happiest*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 3:17pm UTC

i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Crush: *online*
Me: AHHH MY CRUSH IS ONLINE!
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Crush: *offine*
Me: Oh...

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:25am UTC

It's weird that strangers,
that I meet online, like me more than the people I go to school with everyday.

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lostindaydream
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

That moment of panic when you accidentally close the wrong tab.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 11:49pm UTC

How to kiss:
1) I don't know
2) Relationships are dangerous
3) Stay online, my friend

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Harry Potter: The boy who lived.
Katniss Everdeen: The girl on fire.
Me: The girl online.

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Breeze
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Me online: Hey bby <3
Me online: Why are you so sexy omg
Me online: You're hawt ;)
Me in real life: Uhm... hi?
Me in real life: *chokes*
Me in real life: *dies*

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 6:44pm UTC

Why do teachers make us do homework online?
When i go online, I end up looking up how to teach a gorilla
how to speak english

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ForeverDreaminggg
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 9:56am UTC

I need Online Friends.
The ones you can vent to, and they'll vent back.
Where we could just sit there and rant. Stay up messaging eachother, excited to just log in a talk to them.
Yeah, Id like that.

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† *
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 6:11pm UTC

If you think patience is a virtue,
try surfing the internet without highspeed connection.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 1:06am UTC

*On the computer*
"I'm getting off now"
*30 minutes later*
"I'm getting off now"
*30 hours later*
"I'm getting off now"

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lipudlo17
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Welcome to Omegle!
You are now talking with
a random stranger, say hi!
Me: Ok so I really like this guy but I can't work up the nerve to say how I feel, what do I do?
Stranger: I've got a fool proof plan
Me: ?
Stranger: Text him and start playing that 21 questions game, when he asks you who you like
say very casually "yeah, you". If he responds negatively and explains he doesn't feel the same
way, simply correct him and say "yeah, you?". This way no feelings get hurt, there's
no awkwardness and you know how he feels about you. Everybody wins!
Me: omg who are you an angel sent from heaven?

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Steve*
posted a quote
August 30, 2013 3:40am UTC

By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you
deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my a$$

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 5:18pm UTC

my parents fullcking lied.
Talking to strangers on the internet was like the best decision of my life.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 4:01pm UTC

When I talk to you
the rest of the world suddenly fades away.

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DoneAwayWithDrama
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:59pm UTC

That moment when
you get offline and realize you were online for 69 minutes

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c i y a*
posted a quote
February 20, 2014 12:16pm UTC

Me: *comes online*
Friends: *all online*
Me: Hi guys! c:
Friends: *all offline*

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Isn't it funny how it generally seems the more "outgoing in public" people are super quiet and boring in text
and all of us "quiet in public" people are all loud as effing freight trains and you just can't get some of us to
Shut.
The hell.
Up.
Or idk is it just me?

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teddybearhugz
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 5:27am UTC

Those moments when he replies with
'mhm' 'haha' 'lol' 'yeah' or 'k',
and you remember that he doesn't want to talk to you as much a you want to talk to him...
and it just hurts so damn much.

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JustGiveMeCake
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 8:12am UTC

They say Disney world is the best place on earth
Obviously they have never been online

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