Best Ohboy Quotes This Week

SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 6:10pm UTC

I can't even decide
what I want to do
this weekend,
but I'm supposed to decide
what I want to do for the
rest of my life.
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Taking tests:
Friends: Please let me get an A!
Me: Well... here goes nothing!
Receiving Grades:
Friends: OH NO! I GOT A B!
Me: *places hands in praying motion* OH THANK YOU JESUS! PRAISE THE LORD, I GOT MYSELF A B! A B! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! A B! Oh lawd jesus, this calls for celebration!

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 5:52pm UTC

So apparently it's inappropriate to sneak a jar of pickles into highschool exams and eat them.

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 10:26pm UTC

Him: You ok?
Me: Yeah... ?
Him: Ok. Cause you look kinda pisyused off...
Me: Well cause I am...
Other time
Him: You ok....
Me: Yeah.... why do you ask?
Him: You seem tired.
Me: Cause I am...
I love how even though I tell him i'm
fine he knows somethings wrong.

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*silvergirl*
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 11:12am UTC

I WAS AWAKENED AT 2:30AM BY A KNOCKING AT MY WINDOW IT STOPPED AND SO I WENT BACK TO SLEEP AND I WAS SCARED BUT IT WOKE ME UP AGAIN AT 6:10AM SO I HAVE A SINISTER WINDOW DEMON

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xxloveyabooxx
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Everybody has that one text they wish they could of had the courage to send.

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Amenah
posted a quote
August 28, 2015 12:16am UTC

are we out of the woods yet? are we in the clear?
( baby, like we stood a chance... )

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Just an average kid*
posted a quote
September 30, 2013 7:03pm UTC

*Me and my brother listening to the cup song*
Brother: Gosh she's so annoying.
Brother: Never be like her.
Me: ....?
Brother: Like, she's so full of herself. That guy might NOT miss her when she's gone! And she doesn't even have a good voice!
Me:
Brother:
That box of Pizza:
My house:
Brazil:
Me: .... What even....?

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SANDD*
posted a quote
April 22, 2014 10:33am UTC

You're never gonna love me,
so what's the use?
What's the point in playing
A GAME YOU'RE GONNA LOSE?
What's the point in saying
you love me like a friend?
What's the point in saying
IT'S NEVER GONNA END?
NMQ. Credit Goes Out To unrequited.

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xxloveyabooxx
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 2:27pm UTC

girls
school is starting
starting shaving you legs agian

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2Fool2bCool
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Listening to his favourite song...

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SANDD*
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 9:57am UTC

The world is and always will be a dark place, people are always going to make wrong decisions, and there is no doubt that we will break thousands upon thousands of times in our small vulnerable lives. I know that nothing is certain and that at any moment everything could come crashing down. I know we are all bound to die someday, and eventually everything will come to an end. I get it, life isnt easy, and it never will be.

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2Fool2bCool
posted a quote
April 7, 2013 12:18pm UTC

I actually love drunk texts from you, I've never smiled more :)

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 9:41pm UTC

Apparently,
AmberBailey is a recommended person on Witty..
If only witty knew!

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wanderer*
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 12:08am UTC

you don't know what you've been missing
oh boy

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SANDD*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 12:14pm UTC

"Don't say that. You know how much you mean to me. I'm sorry it's not in the way that you
want, but that's just how it is. You're my best friend. At least, you used to be. And still
sometimes are . . . when you let your guard
"I know. Why else would I put up with all of your crap?"down.
"He smiled the old smile that I loved. "I'm always that," he promised.
Even when I don't . . . behave as well as I should. Underneath, I'm always in here."

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2Fool2bCool
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 12:04pm UTC

Am I crazy to think you could ever want me the way I want you?

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Rachael*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 8:44pm UTC

He is sweet, kind and caring, he talks to me for hours, always let's me know
he glad to talk to me, he's smart and funny, and he really likes me...
but you are my first love, I never know what to expected with you, your funny and caring
but you don't talk to me more than once a month, I don't know how you feel
about me, so why do I still love you?

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