Best Offensive Quotes This Year

HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:20pm UTC

YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE...?
...i find it funny
THAT'S WHY I'M HAPPIER THAN YOU.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:34pm UTC

literally 99.9% of the things i want
to say on a daily basis are offensive

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 11:14am UTC

How to never offend anyone:
Never have an opinion on anything

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hayhayy915
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Im sorry if I've offended anyone
or upset anyone on here
with my rude opinions
but that's just who I am

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dolph*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 7:38am UTC

The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress
A source close to the couple says Rihanna knew something was up when Brown came home with another woman's lipstick on his knuckles

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Skimrande
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 10:40am UTC

It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
•It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
It is possible to be funny without being offensive.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 11:25pm UTC

I have a really really offensive
sense of humor, like it's kinda
f.ucked up. However, I'm pretty
respectful. I try not to post super
offending jokes on here, and I
only go far if I know the person
has the same sense of humor.
With that being said, I find it really
f.ucked up that there are people
that will basically label you horrible
things because you find certain
things funny when they "shouldn't"
be. Like, I'm my own person, I
can't help what I find funny. Don't
try to bend my personality to fit yours.
I understand why someone wouldn't
find jokes about _____ funny, but I
don't call them horrible things and say
they should die. Have the same courtesy.
Not everyone is like you, not everyone
has the same opinions, not everyone
feels the same way.
It's diversity, learn to live with it.
I generally have no feelings towards,
well anything really, so I really can't
be bothered to tip-toe around sensitive
subjects I don't care about to avoid
butthurt, and finding it funny does not
make me a horrible person.

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converse_girl17
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Oh, I'm sorry if having anything you don't offends you.
Talent isn't handed to people who won't use it right.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 8:09pm UTC

You are not entitled to never being offended get the f/ck over yourself

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Kittyatethehuman
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:18pm UTC

people act so offended
when I say I dont like bacon.

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invisableme13
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 8:48pm UTC

*vent*
I feel like no one understands me anymore.
sorry if i get offended easily or take it the wrong way
its not my fault your so harsh
*vent*

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:28pm UTC

You find me offensive I find you offensive for finding me offensive

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:50pm UTC

If there was ever a movie made of my life,
It'd be really confusing and no one would understand it, because I don't understand my life either.
I think the actor who would play me would be Kanye West, too.
In fact, Yeezy would play everyone in the movie, he'd just be constantly changing wardrobe.
Think about how crucial that soundtrack would be.

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addictedtonutella
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 3:50pm UTC

Once you hate someone,
everything they do is offensive.
Me: Look at that b.itch eating those f.ucking crackers
like she owns the place

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:42pm UTC

Danjel Sloss on his s exuality:
"I can't say I'm not gay, because I've never tried p enis. I've only ever played with one p enis--mine-- and I f/cking loved it! I haven't stopped playing with it since! I've liked 100% of p enises I've played with, whereas I've only enjoyed 60% of the v aginas I've been in.
...Statistically..."

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rafaela123
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 7:49pm UTC

Me: He is such a player, he flirts with anything with boobs
Thomas: Then why did he flirt with you?
-_-

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beebessey
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 10:25pm UTC

Steve has way too much faith in us. No offense but I doubt half of us know who half the example tags are.

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LoveIsEnchanting
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC

Friend: You're too easily offended
Me: I can't believe you just said that...
nmq

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thatwaswellfunny
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Starts of sentences which you know will turn out bad:
I'm not gonna lie...
No offence...
I don't mean to be rude but...

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maximum_ride
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 11:00pm UTC

I was babysitting 3 little boys on Saturday night. This is what happened
*sister texts me*
Connor: *stares at me*
Easton: *drops toy*
Bradon: someone is actually texting you?
I was so offended.

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