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  1. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2015 12:30am UTC
    It is amazing I have not broken the keyboard of my computer from the amount of unbelievably stupid people I am constantly blocking from all my social media profiles.
    I am not a mean person...but if I do block you from one of my profiles, it is because you have offended me in some way....
    So if you get blocked, I am not being mean, there is a reason
    I am not going to be nice to you if you are doing something disrespectful or offensive....
    I do not allow just anyone to follow me.
    Because I mention I have anorexia on other sites, I am constantly getting followed by pro ana accounts (people who think eating disorders are diets) and it makes me sick....
    It is so annoying. I am anorexic. I am not on a diet

  2. beyondsanity beyondsanity
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 9:59pm UTC
    "I don't want to be offended by anything, ever.
    Everyone else in the world, please cater to my life of weakness."

  3. Dishonored* Dishonored* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    I have a really really offensive
    sense of humor, like it's kinda
    f.ucked up. However, I'm pretty
    respectful. I try not to post super
    offending jokes on here, and I
    only go far if I know the person
    has the same sense of humor.
    With that being said, I find it really
    f.ucked up that there are people
    that will basically label you horrible
    things because you find certain
    things funny when they "shouldn't"
    be. Like, I'm my own person, I
    can't help what I find funny. Don't
    try to bend my personality to fit yours.
    I understand why someone wouldn't
    find jokes about _____ funny, but I
    don't call them horrible things and say
    they should die. Have the same courtesy.
    Not everyone is like you, not everyone
    has the same opinions, not everyone
    feels the same way.
    It's diversity, learn to live with it.
    I generally have no feelings towards,
    well anything really, so I really can't
    be bothered to tip-toe around sensitive
    subjects I don't care about to avoid
    butthurt, and finding it funny does not
    make me a horrible person.

  4. *kawaii satan* *kawaii satan*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    hell's going to be hilarious with me in it.

  5. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    You are not entitled to never being offended get the f/ck over yourself

  6. rafaela123 rafaela123
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    Me: He is such a player, he flirts with anything with boobs
    Thomas: Then why did he flirt with you?
    -_-

  7. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 10:40am UTC
    It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
    •It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
    It is possible to be funny without being offensive.
    It is possible to be funny without being offensive.

  8. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    My "friends"
    (the ones who put me down
    about the guy I like)
    Think it would be easy for me
    to get into an abusive relationship
    And I think that's really offensive
    Because there are so many people
    out there
    Who are in an abusive relationship
    And suffer at the hands of a person they once loved
    Or thought they did
    So it shouldn't be spoken of so lightly

  9. thatwaswellfunny thatwaswellfunny
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Starts of sentences which you know will turn out bad:
    I'm not gonna lie...
    No offence...
    I don't mean to be rude but...

  10. GlassHorizon GlassHorizon
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    basically
    you're either going to find my sense of humour funny or you're going to sue me for being too offensive.

  11. addictedtonutella addictedtonutella
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 3:50pm UTC
    Once you hate someone,
    everything they do is offensive.
    Me: Look at that b.itch eating those f.ucking crackers
    like she owns the place

  12. LeedleLeedleLeedlexP LeedleLeedleLeedlexP
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    I don't let people know how I feel.
    Don't take it offensively.

  13. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    If there was ever a movie made of my life,
    It'd be really confusing and no one would understand it, because I don't understand my life either.
    I think the actor who would play me would be Kanye West, too.
    In fact, Yeezy would play everyone in the movie, he'd just be constantly changing wardrobe.
    Think about how crucial that soundtrack would be.

  14. crazyshaelie crazyshaelie
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Danjel Sloss on his s exuality:
    "I can't say I'm not gay, because I've never tried p enis. I've only ever played with one p enis--mine-- and I f/cking loved it! I haven't stopped playing with it since! I've liked 100% of p enises I've played with, whereas I've only enjoyed 60% of the v aginas I've been in.
    ...Statistically..."

  15. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 2:32pm UTC
    Oh, I'm sorry if having anything you don't offends you.
    Talent isn't handed to people who won't use it right.

  16. LoveIsEnchanting LoveIsEnchanting
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    Friend: You're too easily offended
    Me: I can't believe you just said that...
    nmq

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:34pm UTC
    literally 99.9% of the things i want
    to say on a daily basis are offensive

  18. maximum_ride maximum_ride
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2013 11:00pm UTC
    I was babysitting 3 little boys on Saturday night. This is what happened
    *sister texts me*
    Connor: *stares at me*
    Easton: *drops toy*
    Bradon: someone is actually texting you?
    I was so offended.

  19. soccerboy14 soccerboy14
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    What's the difference between your wife and your job?
    After five years you job still sucks.

  20. invisableme13 invisableme13
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    *vent*
    I feel like no one understands me anymore.
    sorry if i get offended easily or take it the wrong way
    its not my fault your so harsh
    *vent*

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