Best Narnia Quotes This Month

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 4:29pm UTC

Locations of favorite band's concert
2% Near you
98% Narnia or some place unknown to the rest of the world.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 4:11pm UTC

When I was 5, Peter Pan didn't come to my bedroom window.
When I was 8, I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When I was 11, my Hogwarts letter didn't come.
When I was 12, my satyr didn't show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm 50.

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 1:07pm UTC

"Did you find Narnia in the wardrobe?"
"No Edmund, we found your pórn stash".

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:47pm UTC

"GROW UP - get a life."
Excuse me?
I'm perfectly content, and let me tell you, I am not changing.
I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never even sent. (It was lost in the mail)
Where my closet never lead to Narnia (The passage way is broken)
Where my book will never take me to the Hundred Acre Woods (Pooh got lost)
Or where magic doesn't even exist (The wizards are hiding from the muggles)
I don't want to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us daily.
I refuse to go where vampires and werewolves don't exist
or where fantasies are just that - fantasies.
"Grow up - get a life"
Well you know what? Have fun in the real world.
And may the odds be ever in your favor.

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Blue_Rose
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 4:14pm UTC

The Awkward Moment
When you go into your wardrobe
looking for Narnia
but find
Monsters Inc.
Instead.

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LostUntilTheEnd
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 5:23pm UTC

Dude I wasn't that drunk...
Bro, I found you in my closet, screaming, "THE PASSAGE TO NARNIA HAS BEEN SEALED"
nmq

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CookiesMonStaa
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 1:31pm UTC

Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia
Hunger games fans: Nope, I'm good.

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger Games Fans: Nope, I'm good.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 3:44pm UTC

"GROW UP - get a life."
excuse me?
I am perfectly content with my life.
I'm not going to change to fit your idea of what a teen can and cannot do.
I don't want to live in a world where my Hogwarts letter was never sent (It got lost in the mail)
Where my closet doesn't lead to Narnia (The passageway is just broken)
Where my book will never lead to the Hundred Acre Wood (Pooh got lost on the way)
Or where magic doesn't exist (Pfft. Like they'd let muggles know of their existence)
I refuse to live in a world where the Doctor doesn't save us regularly (He's off on another planet)
Where Sherlock doesn't solve the hardest crimes (He's still pretending he's dead)
Or where Peter Pan is just a children's story (He's off fighting some pirates)
Or where fantasies are just that - fantasies
Sure, I might be a teenager, but
my mailbox is still checked regularly, my closet searched, my book opened, my window left unlocked.
"Grow up, get a life"
Yah right. Have fun in the real world.
and may the odds be ever in your favor

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batmancupcake57girl
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 7:39pm UTC

When i was 8, i didnt find a wardrobe to Narnia.
When i was 11, my Hogwarts letter didnt come.
When i was 12, my satyr didnt show up to take me to Camp Half-Blood.
Gandalf,
Im counting on you to take me on an adventure when im 50.

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Insulting your bestfriend so much,
you laugh so hard,
but when someone else does,
its world war 3.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 6:10pm UTC

My pencil case has EVERYTHING in it .
Seriously you can find pens , pencils , rubbers , combs , mirrors ,batteries , cell phones , gums , hairlclips , perfumes , tissues , barbie's shoes ,
mini posters , cheat sheets .
I wonder if Narnia is somewhere in there too...

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emilygm*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 2:09pm UTC

YouTube: "This video is not available in your country."
Where the he.ll am I from? Narnia?

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OliviaMoustachesUnicorns
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 2:29pm UTC

*Opens wardrobe*
*expects to see Narnia*
*finds Monsters Inc.*

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jeonghans_sideho*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 3:19pm UTC

FUN FACT:
There is a place in Bangladesh called Narnia

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FallenAngel*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 12:46pm UTC

#2 Dude I was not that drunk!
Dude, you were in my closet yelling
"Where the f/ck is Narnia?"

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Me: *scrolling through someones Witty*
Me: *Sees bands they like*
Me: I love you.
Me: Let's get married.
Me: I don't care if you're a 782 year old woman from Narnia.
Me: Please.

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kelly*
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 8:54pm UTC

Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games Fans: Nope, I'm good.

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NothingButAbby
posted a quote
May 3, 2013 10:44am UTC

I SHALL HAVE FOUR CHILDREN.
My first daughter shall be named Stacey. Then I
can say, "I'm Stacey's mom and I have it goin' on,"
My first son shall be named Luke. Then my husband
can say, "Luke, I am your father,"
My second daughter shall be named Narnia. So
whenever I get something for her, I shall
proclaim, "For Narnia!!!"
And my last son shall be named Sparta. Thus,
whenever I introduce him to someone, I shall
announce, "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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bettyann123
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 7:06pm UTC

“If you've been up all night and cried till you have no more tears left in you - you will know that there comes in the end a sort of quietness. You feel as if nothing was ever going to happen again.” - C.S Lewis.

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