Mymom Quotes

ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
April 28, 2014 4:11am UTC

Sometimes bad things can
happen from innocent intentions~
format by Cosima2

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RoseNightshade1799
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 10:18pm UTC

My mom: Well, let's get pants 10 sizes bigger than you are now.
My mom: They might shrink in the wash.
My mom: And if you ever get fat you can still wear them.
My mom: Just in case. It's good to plan ahead.
Me: *grumbles* That's my mom. Always practical.

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spence*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 1:08pm UTC

people who think i’m attractive:
1.my mom
2.nobody
3.nobody
4.no one

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angelsparks
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 10:39pm UTC

my mom was right when she said not to date to early in my highschool career.
she was also right in saying how awkward it would be to date/break up with someone in band.
if he wasn't a douche it wouldn't be so awkward.
i hate when my mom is right sometimes though.

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AubreeMae
posted a quote
October 9, 2013 4:51pm UTC

“
I would like to make a shoutout to someone who is one of the most important people in my life. Someone who made so much of an impact on my life, who has seen me at my worst and was there to celebrate with me at my best. This lovely woman is my Mom. If there is any woman in this world I admire the most it would be her. Not only is she my mom but also she's my best friend. She's been there for me to talk to since day 1 and even though she didn't always agree with a choice I've made; she never judged me. Not only do I admire her strength but I admire her beauty, her will to smile when life gets really rough sometimes. Her strength is what has helped shape the young woman I am today. When one of her three reasons to live was laid to rest, she stayed on the right track and think positive and able to help other young lives. Tegan Mathew was her first child, he was a momma's boy. After the tragic accident, I never pictured this family to ever be the same.. But my mom is what held this family together. Through lots and lots of laughter, so many tears, I wouldn't trade my mom for the world. She's my rock. My inspiration. My biggest fan. But most of all, my best friend.
Happy 38th Birthday, Mom.
xoxo Aubree

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mads*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 8:32am UTC

so you're saying I can win 5 iPhones everyday?
and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I've never heard about?
well slam me in my tender butt.hole sir you've just got yourself a deal.

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britany*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 5:06pm UTC

My mom: Hey! Isla Fisher is in the Great Gatsby
Me: Yeah she gets ran over in the end.

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mcnuggets*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 11:02pm UTC

Mom Can I...
No

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musiclover1414
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Me: *Sneezes*
Mom: SHHHH!!
Me: Don't tell me what to do!
... My mom's so nice to me :P

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britany*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 10:46pm UTC

my mom: you know that music group you like The Cab? I really like them
me: I've taught you well, young grasshopper

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Jillianxxx
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 1:19am UTC

Me: *breathes*
Mom: don't use that tone with me

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 1:21pm UTC

mom: *sweeping*
mom: *screams*
me: what?
mom: a bug that jumps! *screams*
mom;*grabs a shoes and hits the bug 20 times*
mom: oh yeah? JUMP NOW.

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
July 8, 2013 4:31pm UTC

*watching Zoey 101* (Curse of the PCA) when theyre stuck in a storm
*ghost is going after Zoey*
Mom: Yeah girl ,you're dead. You should've just gotten struck with lightning in the head and maybe you wouldnt have gotten pregnant at 16.

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Nevershoutneverlover
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 12:12am UTC

Me: "calls mom"
Mom: Why are you calling me from the basement?
Me: Will you bring me some snacks?
Mom: Why can't you do it.
Me: Because the kitchen is too far -_-

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 11:38am UTC

Okay so my sister was graduating
from elementary school a couple days ago and there is like this disc of pictures and my family and I were watching it last night and there were these two twins with the last name of 'Artakis'. So anyway these girls had like tons of pictures and my sister was complaining, "Why do they get so many pictures!!" and my mom said, "they artakin' the spotlight" omfg

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 4:05pm UTC

This is how my mom works.
Mom: How much homework do you have, sweetie?
Me: Kind of alot, I'll have to start in about a half hour or so. I'm going to play computer right now though.
Mom: Alright, as soon as the clock turns 4:00, you start your homework right away! No excuses!
Me: I know mom I know, I'm responsible you know that.
Clock: ~turns to 4:00~
Me: Oh shoot better rap this up, hold on though just gotta reply to this last comment
Clock: ~turns to 4:01~
Mom: HONEY WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU I SAID 4:00 I THOUGHT YOU CLAIMED YOU WERE RESPONSIBLE OH MY GODDDDDD. I DID NOT RAISE YOU THIS WAY. YOU BETTER GET DOWN HERE AND START YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE AND YOU HAVE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT. IF YOU FAIL THESE ASSIGNMENTS JUST REMEMBER IT WAS ALL YOUR FAULT. I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU.

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spence*
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 2:06pm UTC

My mom just
got mad at
me because I don't have a prom date.
I'm sorry that every guy in world thinks I'm a freak
and would never ask me.
I'm sorry that I'll probably never get married and die alone.
But most of all, I'm so sorry to disappoint you.
Again.

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YupThatsMe
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 11:42pm UTC

Average Conversation with Mom:
Me: Yes mom I know.
Mom: Oh good. I didn't want to tell you twice! Go have fun! Bye!
My Conversation with My Mom:
Me: Hello?
Mom: WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED ME BACK? I WAS WORRIED SICK!
Me:....That was two minutes ago...
Mom: DO NOT GET LOUD WITH ME! YOU HAD ME WORRYING LIKE CRAZY! ANSWER YOUR PHONE NEXT TIME!
Me: Okay, I know I know.
Mom: NO YOU DON'T!
Me: Fine, I don't
Mom: TOLD YOU! I have to go now. Love you sweety, bye.

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randomcrayon12
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 12:42am UTC

*My mom and i's daily conversations*
My mom: " Where's your brother?"
Me: " In the yard."
My mom: " Outside?"
Me: " No, mom in the garage.."

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unicornjackson
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 1:07am UTC

My mom was insane.
"Sarah, we are going to the gas station."
6 hours later, we would be at the beach.

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