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mom: *sweeping*

mom: *screams*

me: what?

mom: a bug that jumps! *screams*

mom;*grabs a shoes and hits the bug 20 times*

mom: oh yeah? JUMP NOW.
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mom: *sweeping* mom: *screams* me: what? mom: a bug that jumps!

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bug · mymom · cleaning · screaming · shoe · sweeping · jumpingbug · funny

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