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  1. sierra17 sierra17
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    I was in the car with my mom and we were bringing my friend home
    (You may want to know, as a side note, that my mom's first launguage is spanish)
    International Love by Pitbull Feat. Chris Brown came on the radio
    This is what happened.
    Mom: Ooh! Sierra! It's Pitbull!
    Me: Yeah, mom I know!
    song goes on for a little bit
    Mom:En Cuba, la cosa esta dura!
    Me:But the woman get down, if you know what I mean!
    In Colombia the women got everything done but they are some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen
    In Brazil they're freaky with big old booties and their thongs, blue yellow and green!
    Mom:In L.A. tengo la Mexicana, en New York tengo la boricua
    Besito para todas las mujeres en Venezuela, muah!
    Y en Miami tengo a cualquiera!
    Me & My Mom YELLING OUT THE WINDOWS:You put it down like New York City
    I never sleep!
    Wild like Los Angeles
    My fantasy!
    Hotter than Miami
    I feel the heat!
    Ohh (all around the world), it's international love (international)
    OOh, it's international love
    There's not a place that your love don't affect me baby
    So don't ever change
    I crossed the globe when I'm with you, baby
    Haaay
    Woah-oh
    Chris Brown, this is for the women worldwide
    Let's rap
    You put it down like New York City
    I never sleep!
    Wild like Los Angeles
    My fantasy!
    Hotter than Miami
    I feel the heat!
    Ohh, it's International love
    Ohh, it's International love
    My friend: Omg, that did not just happened.
    My mom: Oh yes, it did honey...it did. POUND IT SIERRA!
    Me: *fist pounds with my mom*
    *silence until we drop her off*

  2. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    On Amazon looking for a makeup box
    Me: *scrolling*
    Mum: *walks up to me*
    Me: *still scrolling*
    Mum: Stop, lemme see that bag again
    Me: Okay *scrolls up*
    Mum: Madison that's the sack!!!!
    Me: You have no idea how dirty that sounded.
    Mum: You watch too much Guy Code
    Me: Touche touche
    Mum: -_-

  3. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    My mom just bought a pair of orange/coral colored jeans to look "young" and, in her words, "lively like your generation". Why mom....Why???

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