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I was in the car with my mom and we were bringing my friend home

(You may want to know, as a side note, that my mom's first launguage is spanish)
International Love by Pitbull Feat. Chris Brown came on the radio
This is what happened.
Mom: Ooh! Sierra! It's Pitbull!
Me: Yeah, mom I know!

 song goes on for a little bit

Mom:En Cuba, la cosa esta dura!
Me:
But the woman get down, if you know what I mean!
In Colombia the women got everything done but they are some of the most beautiful women I've ever seen
In Brazil they're freaky with big old booties and their thongs, blue yellow and green!
Mom:
In L.A. tengo la Mexicana, en New York tengo la boricua
Besito para todas las mujeres en Venezuela, muah!

Y en Miami tengo a cualquiera!
Me & My Mom YELLING OUT THE WINDOWS:
You put it down like New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy!
Hotter than Miami
I feel the heat!
Ohh (all around the world), it's international love (international)
OOh, it's international love
There's not a place that your love don't affect me baby

So don't ever change
I crossed the globe when I'm with you, baby
Haaay
Woah-oh
Chris Brown, this is for the women worldwide
Let's rap
You put it down like New York City
I never sleep!
Wild like Los Angeles
My fantasy!
Hotter than Miami
I feel the heat!
Ohh, it's International love
Ohh, it's International love


My friend: Omg, that did not just happened.

My mom: Oh yes, it did honey...it did. POUND IT SIERRA!
Me: *fist pounds with my mom*

*silence until we drop her off*
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I was in the car with my mom and we were bringing my friend home

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funny · friend · omg · spanish · hilarious · mymom · carrides · pitbull · internationallove

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