Misunderstanding Quotes

Shooting_Star*
posted a quote
April 27, 2015 5:20am UTC

I forgive you for not forgiving me!

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 8:38am UTC

We're all islands shouting lies to each other across seas of misunderstanding.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Living is easy with your eyes closed,
misunderstanding everything you see.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 10:17pm UTC

I'm confused -
not a misunderstanding confused,
not a complicated math problem confused,
not hearing someone speak a different language confused,
but confused with myself.
Confused that I don't know what I want to be.
Confused that I'm expected to know at only seventeen.
Confused about life.

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dreamsandwishes
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:51pm UTC

The awkward moment when
you say something sarcastically but people think you're being serious.

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MoonAngel
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June 22, 2013 8:36am UTC

The problem is , I do care...

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HiImMERMS
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Me: I had a drem last night with this hot guy in it. I just don't remember what it was.
Friend: Well either way it must have been good right?
Me: He could have been dead for all I know.
Friend: At least you still have the body.
Me: Ewww.
Friend: OH GOD NOO. I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
How else do you mean something like that?

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HiImMERMS
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 3:48am UTC

ME: *Playing with my frinds basket ball.
Friend wakes up.
ME: Here you go. I was just caressing your ball.
Sis: Uhhh...
ME: NOOOOO. I didn't mean it that way.....

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dooosh
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 6:36pm UTC

I just overheard someone say, "I live in fear."
I'm pretty sure you live in America, sweetheart.

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
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February 28, 2013 5:26am UTC

Me: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH
Friend: What?
Me: I got a quote on Top Today/Popular!
Friend: OMG really? Which one? Which page?
Me: Page 100.

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WeAreTheBoys
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:56pm UTC

I got a package earlier, and on the front it read "do not bend".
I thought to myself, "Well how exactly am I supposed to pick it up then?"

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Getupandgo
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February 6, 2013 2:48pm UTC

I just got a note through the door from my serial killer neighbour saying, "I want to K I _ _ Y O U."
Why does he want to kiss me so bad?!

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immadragonhearmeRAWR
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:43am UTC

I was talking with a friend who moved away on Skype, and she was all smiley:
Me: So, what's the reason you're so happy?
Me: Is it because of a person?
Me: That may or may not be of the opposite gender?
Me: That you may or may not like more than as a friend?
Me: That you may or may not have been talking with before you were talking to me?
Her: I drank hot chocolate before calling you...
Me: Oh.

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