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HiImMERMS

Status: I am he is you are he is you are me and we are all together.

Member Since: 7 Feb 2012 07:13am

Last Seen: 11 Dec 2016 05:33am

Location: Pigfarts, It's on MARS

Gender: F

user id: 271597

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  1. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 1:01pm EDT
    B00B

  2. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:23pm EDT
    "I'd like to build the world a home
    And furnish it with love
    Grow apple trees and honey bees
    And snow white turtle doves
    I'd like to teach the world to sing
    In perfect harmony
    I'd like to hold it in my arms
    And keep it company"

  3. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:21pm EDT
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.... I hate you.

  4. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 12:16pm EDT
    Sometimes I like people just because they have cool names.

  5. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
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    April 20, 2013 12:02pm EDT
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  6. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
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    April 20, 2013 11:53am EDT
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  7. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:44am EDT
    F*ck you,
    I'm Funny.

  8. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:40am EDT
    I don't get how girls can bi+ch at there mum.
    She squeezed you out of her hmmtata,
    That deservs respect.

  9. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:37am EDT
    I don't want to look like my Barbies.
    They have chewd up hands and messed up hair.

  10. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:33am EDT
    I've got no idea. A whole bunch of it.

  11. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:29am EDT
    People: Your Stupid.
    Me: My Stupid? Yah I get what you mean.

  12. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:25am EDT
    Oh you like this song do you? Okay, I'll just change it right before your favorite part plays.

  13. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:21am EDT
    Don't stop me now
    I'm having such a good time
    I'm having a ball.

  14. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:19am EDT
    Two hundred degrees
    That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit
    I'm trav'ling at the speed of light
    I wanna make a SUPERSONIC MAN of you

  15. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:10am EDT
    Whenever I meet someone older than me: "Just wait hear a minuite. I'll go get my mum because I'm socialy awcward."

  16. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:06am EDT
    What the fu** is up with the Platypus?
    It has the beak of a duck
    The tail of a beaver
    Furr
    It has fangs and venom like a snake
    It sweats out milk
    It lives on both Land
    and water
    It's a mala
    And it frikken lays eggs.
    It's like mother nature created this animal to screw with us.

  17. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 11:02am EDT
    Have you ever seen the rain
    Comeing down on a sunny day?

  18. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:59am EDT
    Broken bottles under children's feet
    Bodies strewn across the dead end street
    But I won't heed the battle call
    It puts my back up
    Puts my back up against the wall
    SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY

  19. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:53am EDT
    I see trees of GREEN
    RED roses too
    I see them bloom for ME and YOU
    What a wonderfull WORLD.

  20. HiImMERMS HiImMERMS
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:45am EDT
    Familie Friend: So do you want to show me your room?
    Me: Sure thing.
    Dad: You don't want to do that. It's a Teenaged wasteland in there.
    Thanks dad

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