One of the nicest things a guy has ever done for me is sent me a sloth meme over text when he was trying to convince me to hang out. It was a sloth in front of a sunset, and it said "It's a love story, baby just say yes." I'm not kidding you people. True story.
*Talking about getting a tattoo with my mom* Me: "I want one on my wrist of a small cross. And one on my shoulder blade of a butterfly." Mom: "You know those tattoos will be there forever, right?" *insert meme* YOU DON'T SAY