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   June 10, 2013 11:37am UTC
   That moment when you forget to eat breakfast before school
   and your stomach just has to remind you during the most quite class of the day by makeing the sound of a dying bear :/
   
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   April 10, 2013 12:22pm UTC
   The world can stand still yet no one will notice, The sun can dispapear and we will not see, What shall be left in the mind of humanity can only be guessed, As not one man is the same, Yet the word man only describes a part of the world, As do the animals,women and children, Their eyes shall also be open at that moment of truth, At the worlds truth..
   
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   April 10, 2013 12:11pm UTC
   When one person stands at the edge of the world feeling free as when first born and the people far behind observe in awe of this magestic feeling, What is to be free? Almost all of us follow a path, Of not free will but choice, This path leading from end to finish, But when one person steps out of his path and goes freely everyone can just stare spechlessly, As the person that has just exited their belives shall make a new path..
   
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   March 12, 2013 1:02pm UTC
   That moment when you think someone is talking to you while you got headphones in.
   me:were you talking too me?
   stranger:.............*awkward stare*......................
   me:...............(waiting for reply)...................
   *me putting headphones back in*
   -_-
   
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   March 11, 2013 3:07pm UTC
   Funny percentages #6
   What annoys me
   10% justin biebers music
   15% repating myself when talking to my friends
   20% my dog trying to playing with me when i am busy online
   20% waiting for my food
   35% when disagreeing with someone and they intentionaly try to anger you more by corecting your way of speaking (or spellings if online)
   
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   March 11, 2013 12:55pm UTC
   That ironic moment when a fire breaks out in a no smokeing area
   
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   March 10, 2013 6:38pm UTC
   That moment in your life when you get into habit of locking your front door every morning and one day you forget if you locked it or not and worry about it all day
   
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   March 10, 2013 2:52pm UTC
   Funny percentages #5
   Who/what scares me
   5% teletubies
   10% evil ghosts
   10% pedo bear
   15% spiders
   15% homework
   20% slender man
   25% the moment you forget to do your homework and the already angry teacher asks you to read out your answer
   personal note: imagine slender man being a angry teacher asking you to read out your answer O.O
   
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   March 10, 2013 2:18pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you see soooo many quotes about relationships and relise you will never experience any of them yourself
   
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    March 10, 2013 2:13pm UTC
    That moment you see that you misspelled something after posting it
    "what will people think of me now" D:
    
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    March 10, 2013 2:08pm UTC
    That moment when you tear a bag of chrisps upside down............................................................
    I also like to live dangerously.
    
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    March 10, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    Funny percentages #4
    What I do in the shower
    10% singing awesome songs
    10% use a sponge
    20% trying to get lather out of sponge
    20% washing my hair
    40% being a genius (thinking about the mysteries of the universe and what would have been the best comeback in an argument)
    
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    March 10, 2013 9:17am UTC
    Funny percentages #3
    When I ask my mom for something when shes cleaning
    100% NO!
    
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    March 10, 2013 8:38am UTC
    Funny percentages #2
    What I do during final exams
    10% clicking pen/coughing
    10% doing the test
    20% cheating
    30% nervously looking around to see if anyone sees me cheating
    30% thinking what I could do if I had super powers
    
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    March 9, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Funny percentages #1
    What I do on the toilet
    10% pooping and peeing
    20% admiring my awesome bathroom
    20% looking through iphone
    50% thinking there hidden cameras in the bathroom
    
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    March 9, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Life is a lot more enjoyable now that I've decided I just dont give a fu*k :D
    
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    March 9, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    That horrible moment in your life when you wake up and get out of bed only to step on a lego ;(
    
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    March 9, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    Noob:
    "give me all your money"
    professional:
    "now, if you sign this contract"
    
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    March 9, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Me: Mom do you need any help with hosework?
    Mom:No thank you. :)
    *10 mins later
    Me:Mom want to watch a movie :D
    Mom:OH MY GOD CANT YOU SEE IM CLEANING THE HOUSE. IM TIRED OF YOU BEING LAZY ALL THE TIME >:o
    Me:Sorry mom :( need any help?.
    Mom:NO
    
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    March 9, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    Tom and Jerry:
    Childhood the time when you like jerry and admire his smartness.
    Maturity is the time when you understand,that jerry is a complete as hole and you feel sorry for Tom.
    
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