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1. cas
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 11:23am UTC
   I woke up to f.ucking 136 notifications.
   That's amazing.
   Thank you.
   Because I was very excited to see people waste their time looking at my quotes.
   ♥
   
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2. cas
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 6:13am UTC
   Me: *Listens to my music playlists at 5:08 AM*
   Me: *Starts sobbing.*
   Me: COME ON SKINNY LOOOOOVVEEEE.
   True story.
   Me staying up past 1:00 AM is basically the equivalent to me having my f.cking period.
   
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3. cas
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   June 29, 2014 6:05am UTC
   I really want to pee but I don't want to get up. Sh*t.
   
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4. cas
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 5:54am UTC
   Confession UNO:
   Sometimes, I sit and think
   About every stupid thing I've ever done..
   All at once.
   
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5. cas
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 5:46am UTC
   "I love a bad boy mentality,
   But I don't want to be visiting
   you in jail."
   ♥
   
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6. cas
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 5:42am UTC
   "I love a bad boy mentality,
   But I don't want to be visiting
   you in jail."
   ♥
   
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7. cas
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 5:37am UTC
   Dear Parents,
   Jasmine was in love with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin,
   Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
   Pinnochio was a liar,
   Robin Hood was a thief.
   Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
   A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
   Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
   You can't blame us.
   We were taught to rebel since a young age.
   
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8. cas
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 5:29am UTC
   "I love a bad boy mentality,
   But I don't want to be visiting
   you in jail."
   ♥
   
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9. cas
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2014 4:32am UTC
   I hate it when the cashier's ask,
   'Is that everything?'
   Uhh, no. I'd also like to
   Purchase all of this invisible
   sh*t as well.
   
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10. cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:27am UTC
    Everyone has the right to be stupid,
    But you're abusing the privilege.
    
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11. cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:22am UTC
    The only part of Witty that I don't like
    is the tags.
    I hate having to find tags that suit my quotes.
    The struggle is real.
    
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12. cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:20am UTC
    Askhole;
    -A person who constantly
    asks for your advice, yet
    always does the opposite
    of what you told them.
    
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13. cas
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    June 29, 2014 4:16am UTC
    The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill
    It would get even better if some of them choked on it.
    
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14. cas
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    June 29, 2014 4:14am UTC
    My EX had one very annoying habit.
    Breathing.
    
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15. cas
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    June 29, 2014 4:13am UTC
    My silence doesn't mean
    I agree with you. It's just that
    Your level of ignorance
    rendered me speechless.
    
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16. cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:06am UTC
    It's like everytime something goes right in my life, someone somewhere says,
    "Oh, she looks happy.
    Let's f.uck up her life
    A little more."
    
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17. cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:02am UTC
    "Give it to me!" She yelled,
    "I'm so f.ucking wet, give it to me now!"
    She could scream all she wanted,
    I was keeping the umbrella.
    
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18. cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 2:34am UTC
    If you don't have anything nice to say..
    Say it anyways.
    That b.itch needs to hear the truth.
    
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19. cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 2:31am UTC
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    You don't say?
    
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20. cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 2:16am UTC
    Most kids nowadays wear those fancy Air Jordans and designer clothing,
    But I'm still wearing black combat boots
    and Pantera t-shirts.
    
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