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Member Since: 26 Jun 2014 08:18pm

Last Seen: 29 Jun 2014 12:42pm

user id: 383611

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  1. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 11:23am UTC
    I woke up to f.ucking 136 notifications.
    That's amazing.
    Thank you.
    Because I was very excited to see people waste their time looking at my quotes.

  2. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 6:13am UTC
    Me: *Listens to my music playlists at 5:08 AM*
    Me: *Starts sobbing.*
    Me: COME ON SKINNY LOOOOOVVEEEE.
    True story.
    Me staying up past 1:00 AM is basically the equivalent to me having my f.cking period.

  3. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 6:05am UTC
    I really want to pee but I don't want to get up. Sh*t.

  4. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 5:54am UTC
    Confession UNO:
    Sometimes, I sit and think
    About every stupid thing I've ever done..
    All at once.

  5. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 5:46am UTC
    "I love a bad boy mentality,
    But I don't want to be visiting
    you in jail."

  6. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 5:42am UTC
    "I love a bad boy mentality,
    But I don't want to be visiting
    you in jail."

  7. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 5:37am UTC
    Dear Parents,
    Jasmine was in love with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin,
    Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
    Pinnochio was a liar,
    Robin Hood was a thief.
    Tarzan walked around without clothes on.
    A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
    Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
    You can't blame us.
    We were taught to rebel since a young age.

  8. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 5:29am UTC
    "I love a bad boy mentality,
    But I don't want to be visiting
    you in jail."

  9. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:32am UTC
    I hate it when the cashier's ask,
    'Is that everything?'
    Uhh, no. I'd also like to
    Purchase all of this invisible
    sh*t as well.

  10. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:27am UTC
    Everyone has the right to be stupid,
    But you're abusing the privilege.

  11. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:22am UTC
    The only part of Witty that I don't like
    is the tags.
    I hate having to find tags that suit my quotes.
    The struggle is real.

  12. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:20am UTC
    Askhole;
    -A person who constantly
    asks for your advice, yet
    always does the opposite
    of what you told them.

  13. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:16am UTC
    The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill
    It would get even better if some of them choked on it.

  14. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:14am UTC
    My EX had one very annoying habit.
    Breathing.

  15. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:13am UTC
    My silence doesn't mean
    I agree with you. It's just that
    Your level of ignorance
    rendered me speechless.

  16. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:06am UTC
    It's like everytime something goes right in my life, someone somewhere says,
    "Oh, she looks happy.
    Let's f.uck up her life
    A little more."

  17. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 4:02am UTC
    "Give it to me!" She yelled,
    "I'm so f.ucking wet, give it to me now!"
    She could scream all she wanted,
    I was keeping the umbrella.

  18. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 2:34am UTC
    If you don't have anything nice to say..
    Say it anyways.
    That b.itch needs to hear the truth.

  19. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 2:31am UTC
    "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
    You don't say?

  20. cas cas
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2014 2:16am UTC
    Most kids nowadays wear those fancy Air Jordans and designer clothing,
    But I'm still wearing black combat boots
    and Pantera t-shirts.

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