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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2019 7:45pm UTC
    You say 'mixed reality' like there's some other kind.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2019 10:25am UTC
    There's no business like show business, but there's lots 'o businesses like matzo businesses.

  3. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2019 10:15pm UTC
    The more everyone knows about what everyone is doing, the more what everyone is doing is about knowing this.

  4. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2018 8:29pm UTC
    The more viral the media, the more medial the virality.

  5. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2017 3:04am UTC
    "A most effective way for a person to keep away the stress from own life is to have around oneself always people very less and never those who are infatuated to own facial looks and/or dress."
    ~Anuj Somany

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2017 3:01pm UTC
    "More a person loves to have online likes on own face,
    Less should be believed on whatever s/he says."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2016 2:54pm UTC
    Boys are idiots. Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are a special kind of idiot. A girl, for instance, will vote for a boy in an election, or go to a movie that's about a boy, or buy a book that features a boy hero (or villain). Boys are much less likely to return the favor. They can't wrap their feeble minds around the idea that this girl might have anything in common with them. It's like they can't recognize girls as human beings.

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2016 12:54am UTC
    "An effective way to say as who is morally RIGHT is that if a person does speak or write the corrective things consistently, then the networking people often tend to ignore him or do not like his thoughts ever."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2016 12:17am UTC
    “When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media account, then wondering why it feels usually as if he has either cracked a joke under the guise of a thought or others are just trying to poke fun on him through a deluge of LIKE & COMMENT vote and often both; especially more when the same post has also his own photo on it.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  10. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2016 5:30pm UTC
    I'm tired of real people. Can we go back to actors?

  11. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2016 6:47am UTC
    "A gentleman has certainly a class,but he is most probably not one who is posting own picture online relentlessly for likes votes and praising oneself only by standing in front of mirror or glass."
    ~Anuj Somany

  12. justkiddiing justkiddiing
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2016 5:14am UTC
    Social media tells me
    that there has to be a lot going on
    while still standing still
    constantly moving forward
    and documenting that
    while drinking thee and doing yoga
    But I'm still writing poems
    with the soul purpose of getting laid
    and while my fitness progresses
    so does my waistline because
    I started feasting where I used to starve.
    there's a lot of loud going on in my life
    that I wish stayed quiet,
    wispered only to me
    I should be the queen of this technology
    but I feel more like a servant
    so I log out and check into my brain
    it's still there
    and that should be enough
    no hashtag encompasses this passion
    no picture captures this disire
    and that should be enough

  13. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx* xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2016 5:50am UTC
    "Finally got a Twitter account! Follow me @mistaken_pain"

  14. hiimawkward247* hiimawkward247*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2014 8:19pm UTC
    Don't fool yourself.
    Put down the romantic books.
    Look away from the romance movies.
    Forget the fairytales.
    Because this is real life.
    Where people are not kind. They are rough. People don't actually care. They're just starving for gossip. No relationship will ever be anything remotely close to what the media has fantasized it to be. Stop getting your hopes up because you are setting yourself up for disappointment.

  15. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 8:29am UTC
    A man was taking a walk in Central Park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pitbull.
    He runs over and starts fighting with the dog, and succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
    A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:
    "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Little Girl!"
    The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"
    "Oh, then it will say in newspapers in the morning: Brave American Saves Life of Little Girl!"
    "But I am not American!" answers the man.
    "Oh what are you then?" the policeman asks.
    The man says, "I am Pakistani."
    The next day the newspaper says: "Islamic Extremist Kills Innocent American Dog."
    From: IraqiGirl: Diary of a Teenage Girl in Iraq

  16. allisonreynolds allisonreynolds
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2014 9:17am UTC
    It's funny; TV shows make the police look useless/dumb.
    Yet we are suppsed to trust them every day
    when the children in this generation know that
    they can't even solve a murder or stop a serial killer on TV.
    </3

  17. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 11:07am UTC
    Scientist: "On average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week."
    Me: "You mean per day."
    Scientist: "what?"
    Me: "what?"

  18. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2013 2:57pm UTC
    the media loves to sh-t on celebrities but my favorite thing is that they cant find anything about ed sheeran so he just gets worst dressed like me every time

  19. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Arianna ...
    Doesn't deserve Jai.
    And to be honest,
    I am disappointment in her.

  20. JcZoe JcZoe
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    I spend most of my evenings logging in and out of social meadi websites
    Firstworld problems and stupid first world technology
    Slowly ruining society

:)

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