Boys are idiots. Girls are idiots, too, of course, but boys are
a special kind of idiot. A girl, for instance, will vote for a
boy in an election, or go to a movie that's about a boy, or
buy a book that features a boy hero (or villain). Boys are much
less likely to return the favor. They can't wrap their
feeble minds around the idea that this girl might have anything
in common with them. It's like they can't recognize
girls as human beings.