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Best Marry Quotes Today

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 2:04pm UTC
    marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Did you know
    That chocolate produces the same hormone
    you feel when you're in love like guys I can
    fawking marry chocolate now (Just go with it)

  3. xLittleHope xLittleHope
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    Please marry the calculator, it would solve all your problems.

  4. LovethatHoran LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    the scary part about dating is you're either
    going to marry or break up with that person

  5. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2013 4:42pm UTC
    Vents About Witty LIFE #3
    The people who try to preach no s e x before marriage. Like how are you suppose to marry someone and not know what they are like in bed? What if they are awful.... Just me?

  6. 🎀Anna🎀* 🎀Anna🎀*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 6:06pm UTC
    What ❤ If
    the person >> you end up marrying in this life
    is the {person} you
    married in all your past lives &
    will marry in your future lives,
    ///because
    no matter what, you always find eachother.

  7. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    If you ever buy me beanies, sweaters, or candy corn I will love you forever and there is no denying it I will marry you

  8. WeirdKid.* WeirdKid.*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    I would date you so hard,
    then marry the sh*t out of you.♥

  9. KaterinaHoran KaterinaHoran
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    I'll marry you ,
    you just don't know it yet.

  10. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 1:29am UTC
    Reasons to marry me: We'd eat pizza and listen to good music together
    and we'd probably fullck 14 times a week and buy too many pets and build pillow forts.

  11. JustBr3athe JustBr3athe
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 11:53am UTC
    Can I just marry Niall

  12. CassieMarieLevin12 CassieMarieLevin12
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Some dudes marry dudes.
    Get over it.

  13. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 2:40pm UTC
    I KNOW WE JUST MET
    but will you marry me?

  14. TheJealousOne TheJealousOne
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 12:14pm UTC
    I'm always
    thinking about what the person
    I'm going to marry is doing right now.
    I wonder if the person I'm going to marry thinks
    that sometimes aswell.

  15. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 1:40pm UTC
    -------------------------
    So last night my boyfriend
    went to taco bell.
    And he got one of the sauces that has the cute
    little sayings on it and he sent me a picture of it
    I was confused but opened the picture and the
    sauce packet said will you marry me?

    -------------------------

  16. lollipop213 lollipop213
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    I wonder it I've already met the person Im gonna marry.

  17. xxiloveyou123 xxiloveyou123
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder if I`ve already met the person I`m going to marry...anyone else???

  18. ~Spoken Silence~* ~Spoken Silence~*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    " I want to spend every single second of my life with you, you complete me. I want to spend
    the rest of my life with you, I want to wake up in the morning with you next to me, I want to
    sit at the same table as you for meals, i want to grow old with you, and when this life is over,
    I want to be lied next to you, so our souls will find eachother in the next life, I want to spend
    all eternity with you, I love you, will You marry me?"

  19. Bestfriendforever Bestfriendforever
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2013 3:59am UTC
    You're the Straw to my Berry,
    You're the Smoke to my High,
    And you're the one I wanna Marry<33
    Bestfrienforever :)

  20. xxAriannaxx xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    I sometimes wish i could marry Witty.

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