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xxAriannaxx

1. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 30, 2013 7:57pm UTC
   When i was little, i would always pray to God so i can throw up.
   And now im like, WTF?
   
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2. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 8:51pm UTC
   I will one day invent a time machine and go back in time and stab the person who invented math with a fork.
   
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3. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 8:37pm UTC
   *My 4th grade class freaking out becuase i said freaking*
   Me: OH MY FREAKING GOSHHH!!!!
   Class: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhh!!!!
   *Kids now in 4th grade*
   Kid: Fu.ckk this shiiit,i dont need school.
   Class: *Keeps on doing work*
   
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4. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 25, 2013 1:43pm UTC
   My kind of friends are the kind that if my house was burning down, they would be making smores, and hitting on firemen.
   nmq
   
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5. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 11:35pm UTC
   Hey guys ! My birthday is almost over ;/ and i just wanted to say thanks to the people who said happy birthday to me! i wanna thank you so much. You guys are the only reason i get inspired by making quotes. I even got followed by my most favorite wittian. He even said happy birthday to me! But anyway i just want to say i love you all and goodnight❤
   
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6. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 10:50pm UTC
   I sometimes wish i could marry Witty.
   
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7. xxAriannaxx
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   May 24, 2013 9:07pm UTC
   Um Hey, Im Arianna and i DO exist.
   
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8. xxAriannaxx
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   May 24, 2013 3:48pm UTC
   When i get married, divorce is not a option! you mad? Get you're a.ss in the other room and were gonna work this shiiiit out.
   
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9. xxAriannaxx
   posted a quote
   May 24, 2013 3:40pm UTC
   Dont assume that im angry just because im on my period because i'll find you tonight and when you're sleeping, i'll assume you're dead and bury you in the backyard.
   
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10. xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:15pm UTC
    There is birthday cats. GOD BLESS YOU STEVE.
    
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11. xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    someone hugs you too long and you're like, "Okay, get off of me now."
    
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12. xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    *Me and my mom leaving a store*
    Me: Wow, i've never seen a parking lot so empty.
    Her: You probably scared them away with your uglyness.
    True Story.
    
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13. xxAriannaxx
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    May 24, 2013 11:09am UTC
    Girl: I like Justin Bieber.
    Me: Oh yeah? I like Mcdonalds, but you dont see me making a fake account pretending to be a chicken mcnugget.
    
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14. xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 9:03am UTC
    Today is my birthday! ❤
    
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15. xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 10:13pm UTC
    If chocolate wasn't invented, i dont know how i would survive.
    
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16. xxAriannaxx
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    May 23, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    I dont hate you, i just want to run you over with my car and push you off a bridge.
    
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17. xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    Mom: Come on, were going somewhere.
    Me: Is there gonna be food?
    
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18. xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 8:08am UTC
    My Birthday Is Tommrow!!!! ❤
    
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19. xxAriannaxx
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    May 22, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    If i was 16 and pregnant, I'd get a beating,not a T.V show.
    
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20. xxAriannaxx
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    According to chain mails, I should've died 18 times, been r.aped twice, been cut 10 times. Either chain mails are fake, or im Super Woman.
    
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