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LovethatHoran

1. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2014 6:10pm UTC
   If you are in a relationship
   and all you do is cry,
   you need to ask yourself
   if you're in a relationship
   with a human
   or an onion.
   
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2. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   November 5, 2013 7:24pm UTC
   the scary part about dating is you're either
   going to marry or break up with that person
   
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3. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2013 6:23pm UTC
   like i wanna be a youtube vlogger, but i dont want anyone i know aka from my school to see them.
   
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4. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2013 6:14pm UTC
   The only good thing about being allergic to cats is that I can get killed by being locked in a room with 100 of them, and I think that's a pretty alright way to go.
   
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5. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2013 7:25pm UTC
   • Zayn: Liam is like our daddy.
   • Niall: I can take care of myself.
   • Liam: You got lost in the shopping centre.
   • Niall: I got lost because I wanted to.
   
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6. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2013 5:49pm UTC
   "i don't watch tv" proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet
   
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7. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2013 2:42pm UTC
   "My problem, I never was a model,
   I never was a scholar,
   But you were always popular,
   You were singing all the songs I don't know
   Now you're in the front row
   'Cause my song is popular."
   -Popular Song by
   Mika feat. Ariana Grande
   
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8. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 12:37am UTC
   What if a sloth has been chasing you for the last 5 years and he just can't catch up to you
   
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9. LovethatHoran
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2013 12:34am UTC
   I talk about wanting a
   "boyfriend"
   But I don't even know what
   I'd do with one
   Like what do you just kiss him
   and then leave him alone
   in a corner
   How often does it eat
   NMF
   NMQ
   
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10. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 12:53am UTC
    Someday someone is going to look at you with light in their eyes that you've never seen. They'll look at you like you're what they've been searching for their entire lives.
    Just wait. It's coming.
    
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11. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 1:19am UTC
    -"dont say a word"
    "fergulous"
    -"shawn i said no words"
    "oh i see how it works.......two weeks ago, we were playing scrabble, its not a word, now suddenly its a word, because its convenient for you"
    
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12. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 12:15am UTC
    Friends
    Ross:*pounding a scone* Stupid british snack food
    Chandler:Did they teach you that in your anger mangement class?
    
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13. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:43pm UTC
    Are you african, because you're african b*tch
    
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14. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    17 Again
    Mike O' Donnell: Come on, man! Don't you ever wanna go back and do high school again?
    Ned Freedman: No. I'm rich and no one has shoved my head in a toilet today!
    
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15. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    "If your thighs don't jiggle, go see a doctor."
    -Miley Cyrus
    
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16. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    5sos twitcam 7/15/13
    Ashton:has anyone ever seen how big my hands are?
    I get embrassed by these things! I have to live with them everyday!
    Calum: yeah bro
    Ashton: look how big that is!
    Calum:i would be insecure about those as well if i were you
    Ashton:
    
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17. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:09pm UTC
    It's a crazy world, so I stay my mine.
    
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18. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    Cat:knock knock.
    Jade:who's there?
    Cat:purple bathtub
    Jade:purple bathtub
    Cat:purple bathtub who?
    Jade: i don't know its your joke.
    From Victorious' "The SLAP"
    Episode: Cat tells Jade a joke
    NMF
    
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19. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:32am UTC
    Did i just walk into a garden?
    Cause all i see is hoes.
    
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20. LovethatHoran
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Niall Horan
    🏃
    Niall Howalk
    🚶
    #NMF
    
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