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Best Loveher Quotes This Month

  1. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    Friend: Lady gaga's music is all giberish.
    Me: Ok ra-ra-ah-ah-ah is not giberish.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 3:51pm UTC
    Why is everyone freaking out about Raven Symone coming out? Like, I thought she came out a year or two ago omg what

  3. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 12:17am UTC
    one of my biggest fears is...
    losing my best friend.

  4. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    *me in forty years*
    Someone: Atfer all this time?
    Me: Always.

  5. finding_nemo finding_nemo
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    friend: But you know the old saying
    friend: "You can't teach a pony new tricks" or whatever
    me:
    friend:
    me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    me: It's "you can't teach an old dog new tricks"
    friend: Oh.
    Oh how I love my friends.

  6. kyyrraah* kyyrraah*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 1:01pm UTC
    If I were a boy
    I think I could understand
    How it feels to love a girl.
    I swear I’d be a better man.
    I’d listen to her
    Cause I know how it hurts,
    When you lose the one you wanted
    Cause he’s taken you for granted
    And everything you had got destroyed<.3

  7. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    Courtney Elizabeth
    +
    Jared Riley
    =
    Forever

  8. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 10:05pm UTC
    When I looked into her face,
    my heart is in for a race,
    a million miles a minute,
    because you're so d... cute.
    When I see her fake smile,
    I know it'll be there for awhile,
    but I'll try my best,
    to make it move west.
    When I see her lovely eyes,
    it makes me see the prize,
    the passion of her love,
    just like two white doves.
    When I see her cut hands,
    it makes me plans,
    to love her forever,
    and never leave her, never.
    Courtney

  9. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    "F/ck you and your f/cking happiness"
    - Jenna Marbles

  10. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    my aunt: *reading through funny pinterest pictures*
    my aunt: *laughs*
    my aunt: Haha listen to this one.
    my aunt: 'You're like my pinky toe, sooner or later I'm gonna bang you on a table.'
    my aunt: Hahaha- WAIT THAT WAS DIRTY!
    me:*dies*

  11. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    we've gone past that moment of, like, where we really highlighted someone for being smart, like on Jepordy, and have now gone into this whole culture of "you're the weakest link." like, our whole entertainment, everything, shifted. there's been a cultural change in this country that we have one hundred percent accepted and it doesn't seem like anyone's really talked about it.
    -rosario dawson

  12. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    I told a friend I hated myself.
    She said not to.
    I said its hard to stop and I've already started.
    So she said she'll be right back and about 10 minutes later she came back with 6 quotes that changed my life.

  13. SamiLynn SamiLynn
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    We should love not fall in love because everything that falls
    gets broken
    -Taylor Swift

  14. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    "Eating is one of my favorite parts of the day"
    -Jennifer Lawrence

  15. ★♡flying high♥☆* ★♡flying high♥☆*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    "Food is my favourite time of day"-Jennifer Lawrence

  16. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:13pm UTC
    I'm really tired of the word twerking.
    It's kinda like swag, it's like OK just stop
    - Demi Lovato

  17. loganloveswitty_23 loganloveswitty_23
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 10:16am UTC
    my best friend just told me to have a terrible day.
    k.

  18. Alaynakay Alaynakay
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 1:03pm UTC
    To the guys saying One Direction is gay
    Lets say they are gay for just a second..
    That means millions of girls love
    five gay guys and not you.
    Just let that sink in....
    -Eleanor Calder

  19. darkeyeangel darkeyeangel
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    #Hack
    doublesidedice
    here
    love this girl <3

  20. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 2:58am UTC
    Happy 21st birthday to
    my beautiful inspirational idol-
    Demi Lovato

:)

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