Laptop Quotes

AgainstNoOne
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April 26, 2016 11:19pm UTC

Girl: I don't do bad boys.Me: how about a guy that does a lot of bad @ss things? Girl: shut up like what?Me: (uhh s%&) I opened a pickle jar and it only took me 43 minutes.

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Dishonored*
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October 11, 2015 3:47am UTC

I really need someone to teach me how to not procrastinate. but even if there was such a person, I'd probably just put it off.

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Michelle Parker *
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April 4, 2015 2:35pm UTC

The Only Thing I Can Turn On is My Laptop

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Gal_in_Wonderland
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August 13, 2014 11:44pm UTC

So my dog decided it was a great idea to start slowly pushing my laptop off my bed while I was drawing so I had to divebomb to catch it before it hit the ground.
I practically had a heart attack!

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Calibri (Body) *
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July 12, 2014 8:00pm UTC

*When some looks at my laptop while i'm on it*
me: *quickly minimises whatever i'm doing*
me: *opens up microsoft paint*
does this...
format-br0kenwing

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XxKrista_RosexX
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July 11, 2014 12:01pm UTC

So you just assume that since im sleeping, that you should unplug my computer cause I dont need it at that point in time?
Next time you go eat mexican food I'm going to assume you dont need the toilets and disassemble them.
Kay?

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*blushes*
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June 9, 2014 5:10am UTC

wow its almost summer, better start working on my tan *turns up laptop brightness*

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DrOctopus
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April 17, 2014 6:58am UTC

The Moment When Your Mum Types In "www.p" On Your Laptop.

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Kira♥*
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 6:50am UTC

i'm in a pretty close relationship with
my laptop. we have a connection.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 6:55pm UTC

"Close the door!"
Is probably my most commonly used sentence at home.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 4:58am UTC

Me: SAY SOMETHINGGG I'M GIVING UP ON YOU
Laptop: *dies of battery*

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*crybaby*
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March 14, 2014 3:07am UTC

listen, i'm never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly
i have to hide but i'm 200% sure there's something

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ArtLover
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 10:31am UTC

Being productive in school
when you have your
laptop or phone...and wifi.
"What is these things you call
"schoolwork" and "paying attention"?"

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nothing Important*
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 12:12am UTC

WOW you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop!

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RoseNightshade1799
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February 3, 2014 2:14pm UTC

I'm so paranoid about my laptop
Like I don't care how far away you are
If you're looking from halfway across a football field
At my computer screen
I'm slamming it shut quick as h*ll

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I'm so totally awesome. *
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 2:47pm UTC

My laptop won't stop testing my nerves.
Patience is a virtue, darling.

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Iwannacookie2304
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 3:41pm UTC

Parents: Please go outside
Me: But my laptop is inside

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DunGoofed
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January 19, 2014 8:46pm UTC

For the next 30 hours I will be watching Doctor Who on Netflix
with my laptop and my cat
by my side.

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*crybaby*
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January 17, 2014 9:16pm UTC

they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn't work
like you had to be walking on it, you can't just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
the faster you go the faster the wifi

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dreamer*
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January 9, 2014 3:25pm UTC

mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
mom:
me:
mom:
me: what computer?

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