Kimkardashian Quotes

GhostTown
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February 19, 2015 8:15pm UTC

So, apparently Kim Kardashian wants more children.
Here are some great name suggestions that she should consider:
East West
South West
Middle East West
South North West
North East West
South East West
East North West

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Morgan*
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July 1, 2014 7:55pm UTC

Yᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs﹐ ʙᴜᴛ I ᴅᴏɴ·ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴʏ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛs. I·ᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ ᴡʜᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀʟs ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ. I ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ I ᴅᴏ. I ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ﹐ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʟɪғᴇ. Gᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴇᴇ ᴡʜᴏ I ᴀᴍ.
~ Kɪᴍ Kᴀʀᴅᴀsʜɪᴀɴ

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whereismymind
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April 7, 2014 8:45pm UTC

10 things that lasted longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage: 1. Her s/x tape 2. The NBA lockdown 3. Planning her wedding 4. The pause that Dora the Explorer does when she asks us a question 5. Justin Bieber's chest hair 6. Licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop 7. The 2011 east coast earthquake 8. An Iphone battery 9. Michael Jordan's baseball career 10. Minute rice

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motz_ztom*
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December 19, 2013 7:44pm UTC

Just watched Kanye West's Bound 2 (Explicit) music video.
Kanye West looks like the type that cries during se.x

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*crybaby*
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December 5, 2013 8:27pm UTC

Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian jobs where they kind of just pay you to exist

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Everybodydotheflop
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August 4, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Sometimes I wish I that I could be Kim Kardashian so I could get money for doing nothing but then I'm glad I'm not Kim Kardashian because I'd be Kim Kardashian

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CarolynnWinters
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July 15, 2013 1:26am UTC

My mother: Kim Kardashian naming her child North West is like me naming you Summer Winters.

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MyWittyProfile
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July 5, 2013 9:22pm UTC

north west
taco bell
arm pitt
yup the next generation

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SweetieXoX27
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June 22, 2013 9:23am UTC

You can bash North West all you want but remember this
That kid is going straight to the top..... and a little bit to the left.

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SeaButterfly
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June 22, 2013 8:30am UTC

I feel sorry for Kim Kardashian's baby North West.
Not because of name, but because it has the worst parents ever.
They don't respect THEIR CHILD.
She better had a name Kaidence Doda.
Sure, who I am to jugde Kanye and Kim?
But I'm just expressing my opinion, which is not very positive.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 21, 2013 7:45pm UTC

North West was the first child of Kanye and Kim. One year later, there will
be a child named East. Following that year, a child will be born with the name South. Finally, a year afterward, West West will be born. The children will become the guardians of their respected cardinal directions, forming together to create the compass of destiny that will lead us all to eternal life.

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GreatBritt22
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June 21, 2013 6:42pm UTC

You're all making fun of North West, but that baby is going to go straight to the top...and slightly to the left ;D

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MiaOx
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June 20, 2013 6:06pm UTC

A smile is a language
EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN
how to speak.
- Kim Kardashian

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kelly*
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May 27, 2013 4:15am UTC

A smile is a language
EVERYONE SHOULD LEARN
how to speak.
- Kim Kardashian

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beach_bitch17
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May 15, 2013 8:52pm UTC

I think Taylor Swift should walk in while Kim Kardashian is in labor and say “hey Kanye I know you’re having a baby and all, but I just wanted to say that Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

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Livy*
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April 26, 2013 10:18pm UTC

I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent
of not having any talent and making money out of it.
♥

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capsized*
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March 31, 2013 11:10pm UTC

kim kardashian wants to name her child easton.
EASTon.
please remember this childs father will be kanye WEST.
DONT YOU GET IT ?!
EASTON WEST
EAST AND WEST
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN ?!

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AwesomeUsername
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March 15, 2013 1:52pm UTC

I wish that I had Kim Kardashian's talent of not having any talent and still making money because of it.

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