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Member Since: 3 Apr 2013 06:46pm

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Hey it's Erin

I'm 15 years old and from New York

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beach_bitch17
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May 15, 2013 8:52pm UTC

I think Taylor Swift should walk in while Kim Kardashian is in labor and say “hey Kanye I know you’re having a baby and all, but I just wanted to say that Beyonce had the best baby of all time."

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beach_bitch17
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May 14, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Rock a bye baby
On the tree top
When the wind blows
The bass will drop
BZZZZZZZZZZ
WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
WIGGAWIGGAWIGGAWIGGA
PSSSSSHHHHHHHH
WOWOWOWOWOWOW

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beach_bitch17
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May 13, 2013 9:12pm UTC

I hate going to school because I always see people from school there

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beach_bitch17
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April 5, 2013 3:35pm UTC

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us
nmq

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beach_bitch17
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April 5, 2013 3:27pm UTC

I know everything happens for a reason,
but sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.

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beach_bitch17
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April 4, 2013 10:36pm UTC

boy:
girl:
the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
love does not exist
you're going to die some day

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beach_bitch17
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April 4, 2013 10:29pm UTC

I need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

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beach_bitch17
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April 4, 2013 10:26pm UTC

It’s weird how in animals
seeing ribs/collar & hip bones
is considered sick or even
abusive, but in people that’s
considered
beautiful.

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beach_bitch17
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April 3, 2013 9:22pm UTC

"I'm so tired of fake people!"
I scream as i run out of the mannequin factory

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beach_bitch17
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April 3, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Parents: Just be yourself
Parents: Also, don't dye your hair, no piercings, and no tattoos. No you're not doing that. Also get really good grades, and be a perfect child.

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