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  1. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2014 8:04am UTC
    If my mum ever caught me late at night
    watching movies on my phone
    she'd probably think I was watching
    pôrn or something like that
    But in reality I'm like 'swag yolo'
    watching winnie the pooh.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISLEmine

  2. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 12:13am UTC
    Okay so like, there's this girl on facebook, who posted a status a few days ago.
    It was saying how if she didn't get chocolate or a teddy bear for valentines day she'd hurt somebody.
    Well, today she posted a picture saying
    "You're complaining about not having a valentine on valentines day?
    Some people don't have a mother on mother's day, or a father on father's day.
    So shut the fck up."
    I'm sitting here like... "YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE, MY GOD."

  3. Apologetic* Apologetic*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 1:42pm UTC
    HEY I really hate school bye

  4. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 10:45pm UTC
    Just no.

  5. ♡Death By Crimson♡* ♡Death By Crimson♡*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    Thats okay I like sleep more anyways

  6. incompetent* incompetent*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 10:09am UTC
    mum: you really need to go out and socialise
    me: do i look like a people person?

  7. zimchim* zimchim*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Everyone gets so worked up over the fact that I don't want to get married and I don't want kids.
    "You're a girl," they say, "You should want these things," they say.
    I'm weird because I really don't.

  8. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    He came up wit it. He came up with the ideas, for everything. He gets a punishment and he blames it on me?!
    I'm sorry his ideas, his actions, his fault.
    My actions, my fault.
    I should geta punishment, I admit it. I just think my entire reputation getting ruined and everyone starting to slowly dislike me more than anyone is not the fairest punishment.

  9. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    no mom,
    do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

  10. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Blowing up on the inside.
    Dying and crying.
    Using the same old lie.
    I’m fine.
    Numbness taking over.
    Pain and weak.
    The last feelings I can feel.
    Happiness seems like
    Part of a different
    world.

  11. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    Selfie:
    A photograph that one has
    taken of oneself, typically
    one taken with a smartphone
    or webcam and uploaded to
    a social media website.
    Thank you Oxford Dictionary for that beautiful definition.

  12. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 5:09am UTC
    So, regarding the "50 Shades" movie...No. it isnt just p.rn,A company in brazil is spending like 30 million to get it going. Im talking full sixe blockbuster film. About colours. or the lack of. or s.x.

  13. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    I could never believe Witty would have a judge button.Like WTF it's all about expressing yourself ().() *totally dissapointed*

  14. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 2:35am UTC
    Oh God... theyre making a "50 Shades" movie.

  15. moolie_poolie* moolie_poolie*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    I love you have you guys try and help me when im going through hard times. I love when you help me with family issues. I like yo complain alot. I know. But if i have someone that will listen then why not? Do you want me to keep it all inside and finally break? No. No you dont. So take the time and listen while i talk because. Maybe one day i will stop, stop complaining about my as*face dad. Maybe one day i will stop complaining about all the boys. But as of now. Well you just have to deal with it because you dont listen now.. Well lets just say you wont ever know if i dont tell you know while im brave enough to say anything at all. I love you guys fro helping me and getting worried about me. Just know that.

  16. youjustargh youjustargh
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    when someone says their a bigger fan than you when they still haven't read the books,
    you just...
    ARGHHHH!

  17. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    I wish you'd look at
    ME WITH THAT ADORABLY
    cute smile you have
    going on there.
    Please don't remove this!

  18. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    I highly do not suggest singing while you have a cold.

  19. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 10:47pm UTC
    Melophobia is the fear or hatred of music.
    I call shananagins!

  20. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Me: *Takes anti-depressant*
    *Ten minutes later, mom gets 'dissapointed' in me, because she thinks I'm lying about not knowing whether or not my sister broke one of her frames for one of her pictures.*
    Me: *Stops eating Cookie Crisp, feels like crying, just wants to sleep.*
    Thanks mom.
    It might be an anti-depressant, but it doesn't work right away and it still hurts that you don't believe me and trust me when it comes to family stuff.

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