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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 26, 2016 4:31pm UTC

ladies, if he knows you for one day
and he's already hitting you with the
"I love you", he's probably lying. and
if he adds in "I've never felt this way
about anyone before.." then not only
is he lying, but he probably throws
that same line to anyone that'll listen.
all in all: proceed with caution.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 5, 2016 7:49pm UTC

applying to jobs is the never-ending
circle of hell that no one should have
to endure.

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vivre merveilleusement*
posted a quote
March 17, 2016 7:43pm UTC

He was gonna quit tomorrow,
we're all gonna quit tomorrow. . .

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 29, 2016 9:01pm UTC

I was saving up money to get someone in my family something nice. but then my family annoyed me as a whole. so I just spent multiple hundred dollars on myself. even though I should probably have kept all that money due to the fact I won't have a job soon. but whatevs. can't stop won't stop.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 20, 2016 7:18pm UTC

literally the only adult thing I
know how to do is taxes. lmao.

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Skimrande
posted a quote
October 23, 2015 9:57pm UTC

ARROWS
"So you guys have been hanging out a lot lately."
"Yeah."
"Do you like him?"
"Sure."
"No, I mean, like..."
"What?"
"Are you interested in him?"
"He's interesting, sure."
"You know what I mean."
"I'm not romantically interested in him, no."
Twenty-one footsteps.
"All right, will you be honest with me?"
"Yeah."
"Promise?"
"Yeah."
"Are you a lesbian?"
"No."
"You know I'd still love you were."
"I'd hope so."
"I would."
"I'm not."
"You've never admitted to liking a guy."
"I like plenty of guys."
"You know what I mean."
"Yeah, okay."
Fifteen footsteps.
"So you can honestly tell me you're not interested in him at all?"
"No."
"Not at all?"
"No."
"At all."
"Nope."
"You're so weird."
"Yeah, I guess," eeked out, with just a hint of resignation, between shrugged shoulders.

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I'm a Niall Girl*
posted a quote
February 7, 2015 2:48pm UTC

I've got a bad case of the f**k it's.

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HUGEfuckingNERD
posted a quote
February 1, 2015 8:02pm UTC

How do the picture thing with the teXT BOX thing???//?/??
Moving pICTTURE!!1!!??

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
January 20, 2015 8:32pm UTC

format by sandrasaurus
Spent so
much time
Trying to
fix Your
life that
I forgot
about Mine...

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 3:15pm UTC

Patrick: My memory is so bad
Spongebob: How bad is it?
Patrick: How bad is what?

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help_me_im_drowning
posted a quote
February 4, 2014 9:35pm UTC

Confession 50
I've had over 20 different hair colors in the past 3 years.

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help_me_im_drowning
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 9:31pm UTC

Confession 24
I've been 2 and a half weeks clean

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 5, 2014 3:14pm UTC

The nicest people I've ever
met were covered in
tattoos and piercings. The
most judgemental people
I've met are the ones who
go to church every Sunday.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 3:10pm UTC

I want to live
not just survive +

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Awesomeneck
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Hya i've just joined witty,
I'm Maria and at the moment im 16!
I would love to friends with you all!

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Chamilia
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 7:39am UTC

I know I need to be in love
I know I've wasted too much time
I know I ask perfection of
A quite imperfect world
And fool enough to think that's what I'll find
~Carpenters

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skf97
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 7:32pm UTC

I really miss being happy
I took it for granted when I could laugh and smile with no underlying sadness.
Now all I see is darkness.

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Alexisiscool
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 5:02pm UTC

bold what you've been called:
- ugly
- stupid
- not good enough
- a waste of space
- anorexic
- fat
- wh.re/sl.ut
- loser
- b.tch
- useless
- freak
- emo
- r.etard
- g.ay
- f.ag
- too tall
- too short
- nerd
- you'd be better dead

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MayMyEyesBleedForTheSorrowsYouveCausedMe
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Him: You've changed...
Me: Lol I had to sit back and
watch you fall inlove with someone else.
You tell me if you'd be the same after that..

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jessicamai
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 2:52pm UTC

I've cried too many tears
And faked so many smiles.
I fought on through the years
and walked so many smiles
But I'm lucky to have you and lucky to say
I'm only suffocating because you take my
breath away.

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