Best Ithappens Quotes This Year

BravoSierra
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August 13, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Every girl has had a pregnancy scare.
Even if you're a virgin, you think you're pregnant.

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_Jannette
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November 26, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I believe in love at first episode

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spence*
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November 20, 2013 12:53pm UTC

“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
well yeah
everyone was talking about it
I got curious
I watched it and
I liked it
how is that a bad thing

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^_^*
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January 4, 2014 2:37pm UTC

I don't understand when people ask me if I'm alright, I'm either going to lie and say yes or hide the truth.

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SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
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October 24, 2013 8:42am UTC

You ask me if I want to talk about it,
but how could talking possibly give me
the same relief as a blade digging into my skin
over and over again?

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*Yours Truly*
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December 20, 2014 2:44am UTC

My future spouse should know:
-I live in books
-I have a billion notebooks, but only use a handful of them.
-I will get excited if a song I like comes on the radio.
-I take horrendously long showers.
-I don't cry much, but when I do, it's at my lowest.
-A hug can go a long way.
-I'm as loyal as they get.
-I get very uncomfortable around too many people.
-I drink coffee all the time.
-I check my watch a lot so I have something to do, not because I have somewhere to be.
-I love surprises.
-I love when people leave little random notes for me. (Post-its, inside covers of books, ect.)
-There isn't a single day that I won't listen to the things on your mind.
-I get through most days by thinking "It'll pass. We'll figure it out."

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*compassionate soul*
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November 20, 2014 10:33pm UTC

I can literally sit and think myself into a bad mood...

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evvvannn
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March 11, 2015 10:08pm UTC

That awkward moment when you see the sexiest person ever and you bump into a mirror.

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RealitySucks*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 8:17pm UTC

I've never wanted something so much, like how I want you.

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*Yours Truly*
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April 10, 2014 5:18am UTC

*eagerly has something to say to friend*
*greets them*
*forgets what I was going to say*
Shlt.

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The Quiet*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 5:27pm UTC

"~He's the king of mixed signals and
she's the the queen of second thoughts.~

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TheUnexpectedArrival
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 10:44am UTC

*Random kid barges me in the corridor*
Me: I swear I am going to kill the next person with my elbows if they walk into me! people just can't seem to use their eyes and realise that there is enough room for four people to walk side by side let alone two people!!
*Another random kid barges into me*
*I do simply nothing*

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TaintedCherry
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June 11, 2013 3:05pm UTC

• click to see this quote •
And you weren't even gonna click it

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TheUnexpectedArrival
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 3:40pm UTC

When you feel a sneeze coming
You run for your life to find a blasted tissue
And when you put said tissue up to your nose.....
The feelings gone.

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xKeepMySecret
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 9:29pm UTC

I like you a lot.
eh you're ok i guess...

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 12:35am UTC

Me: I am really happy right now.
Life: Really? LOL! Just give me five minutes.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 3:48pm UTC

My feelings? Ohh..yeah....umm, don't worry about those, no one else does.

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
August 28, 2014 10:21pm UTC

Late night reading
Me: It's getting pretty late. I should probably go to bed.
Book: But there's only a little over a hudred pages left...
Me Can't argue with that. Let's do this.

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beautifulsmiles
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 6:31pm UTC

I was walking
down the street
and then I was like "danggg"
...I forgot my keys.

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Cupcakifier
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:48pm UTC

Everyone on Facebook;
Scroll,
Refresh,
Repeat.

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