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  1. evvvannn evvvannn
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2015 10:08pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you see the sexiest person ever and you bump into a mirror.

  2. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 2:44am UTC
    My future spouse should know:
    -I live in books
    -I have a billion notebooks, but only use a handful of them.
    -I will get excited if a song I like comes on the radio.
    -I take horrendously long showers.
    -I don't cry much, but when I do, it's at my lowest.
    -A hug can go a long way.
    -I'm as loyal as they get.
    -I get very uncomfortable around too many people.
    -I drink coffee all the time.
    -I check my watch a lot so I have something to do, not because I have somewhere to be.
    -I love surprises.
    -I love when people leave little random notes for me. (Post-its, inside covers of books, ect.)
    -There isn't a single day that I won't listen to the things on your mind.
    -I get through most days by thinking "It'll pass. We'll figure it out."

  3. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2014 10:33pm UTC
    I can literally sit and think myself into a bad mood...

  4. Liberosis Liberosis
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2014 3:09pm UTC
    You're gone and I don't blame you one single bit.

  5. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2014 10:13pm UTC
    When you accidentally misquote someone and don't even realize it until after you've posted the quote :P

  6. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2014 10:21pm UTC
    Late night reading
    Me: It's getting pretty late. I should probably go to bed.
    Book: But there's only a little over a hudred pages left...
    Me Can't argue with that. Let's do this.

  7. RealitySucks* RealitySucks*
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 8:17pm UTC
    I've never wanted something so much, like how I want you.

  8. ProfessorPickle ProfessorPickle
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 4:17pm UTC
    “When someone’s been gone a long time, at first you save up all the things you want to tell them. You try to keep track of everything in your head. But it’s like trying to hold on to a fistful of sand: all the little bits slip out of your hands, and then you’re just clutching air and grit.”

    Jenny Han, To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before

  9. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2014 5:18am UTC
    *eagerly has something to say to friend*
    *greets them*
    *forgets what I was going to say*
    Shlt.

  10. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 2:37pm UTC
    I don't understand when people ask me if I'm alright, I'm either going to lie and say yes or hide the truth.

  11. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    "~He's the king of mixed signals and
    she's the the queen of second thoughts.~

  12. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    My feelings? Ohh..yeah....umm, don't worry about those, no one else does.

  13. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I believe in love at first episode

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    “you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
    well yeah
    everyone was talking about it
    I got curious
    I watched it and
    I liked it
    how is that a bad thing

  15. SouthernGirlCharm SouthernGirlCharm
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    I had one of those days where everything possible that can go wrong, did.

  16. AnndSheWillBeLoved AnndSheWillBeLoved
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Sometimes I wanna cry, and I don't even know why.
    format cred: _Jannette

  17. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 8:42am UTC
    You ask me if I want to talk about it,
    but how could talking possibly give me
    the same relief as a blade digging into my skin
    over and over again?

  18. Move_Along Move_Along
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    You say she was a mistake, so why do you keep running back to her?

  19. x0GreenEyes x0GreenEyes
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 2:55pm UTC
    That Time When
    I'm on the cafeteria with my friends..
    and i'm taking a bowl of chips.
    My friends are like:
    GIVE US SOME.

  20. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Why I am not friends with any of my family on facebook.
    Because most of my extended family lives in England and if you have the same last name even though you don't know them they will add you. Just because they f.cking can. Like no, go away.

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