Best Insane Quotes This Month

3wordssayitall
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 8:16pm UTC

*friend crying*
Me: chillll, everything will be okay. what exactly did she say to you?
Friend: *sniffle* she said i looked like you
My life people, My life.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 2:20pm UTC

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 10:13pm UTC

Sometimes I'll chat with people on here
and then they will just stop commenting for a few days
and guys this happens a lot so I'm taking this as a sign
uhm beware speaking to Butterbear she's insane

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 4:52pm UTC

Sometimes I sit on the bus and watch how life is happening around me.
I notice how another car needs to stop so my bus can continue on. What if one second could decide whether we live or die? We trust every single human being around us that they are able to control themselves. We trust that the people walking past us every day won't pull out a gun and shoot hysterically around them. Who gives you the assurance that the lady walking towards you can control herself. She appears normal, like the "she doesn't look mentally ill" kind of normal. But, on the outside, so do you. Nobody knows about your weekly breakdowns. Who gives you the assurance that the man in the braking car doesn't accelerate and cause an accident. Maybe he didn't see us, or maybe he's just insane.
We trust them. We have no choice.

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savannah*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 2:37pm UTC

I just went on a 45 minute rant to my niece about how boys suck
and how she should just die alone and spare herself the emotional pain.
She's 3 and she thinks i'm absolutely insane.

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basicallyeric
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 7:57pm UTC

I told my friend that guys actually do talk about girls for a good amount of time at a sleepover and she was shocked.
What do girls think we do?
Worship Satan?
Human sacrifice?

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
December 3, 2013 2:05pm UTC

So in love
that you act insane.

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midnightartist
posted a quote
February 27, 2014 9:25am UTC

Insane, was a way to describe it
The young girl trapped in her mind
When she tried to hide it for a bit
There was no escape she could find
She has a fear of her own self
The voices ringing inside her head
Make her wish it would stop itself,
Because her stability is hanging by a thread
The inner Demons will soon consume,
Her every waking hour and dream
It will surely bring her to her doom,
And end her life with a final scream
wrote this for english class :D

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rach*
posted a quote
November 30, 2014 2:47am UTC

"In Long Island, they choked that poor man to death. In Missouri, Mike Brown caught one in the head. Couple days later, they shot another [guy] 9 times and had the audacity to cuff him, after he was dead. All that blood spilled, all them tears shed, all these young, unfinished lives ended. If I [commit] murder I'll get 25 to life but if a cop commit[s] murder, he only get[s] suspended? F*ck your uniform, f*ck your badge, f*ck your weapon, [you're] supposed to protect us, instead you want us to fear you, and practice on us; all those lethal tactics that they teach you. Stop abusing your power, me and you are equal. You bleed? I bleed too. You eat sh*t? I eat [it] too. You [have] a family waiting for you [at] home, right? [Man], me too. You havin' a bad day? Yeah me too. When I'm havin' a bad day I don't get to walk around and shoot people. Kids used to wanna be you, now they wanna beat you. You used to be their hero, now their hero turned evil. Start defending the law, and stop defending your ego. Sh*t, they'll probably kill me if I ever release this video. And if so, Mister Officer just pray that the lord forgives you, forgives you for r*ping that teacher uptown by Inwood, and forgives you for shooting that kid that opened his door, with a WII remote in his hand, that you f*cking thought was a pistol."

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PerfectAtImperfection
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 3:54pm UTC

How to convice your parents you're insane:
1. Follow them around the house… EVERYWHERE.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Give yourself a swirly.
5. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, “The sun!! It’s dying!!”
6. Run into walls.
7. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
8. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times.
9. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
10. Pretend to worship the devil.
11. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say, “good morning sunshine!!”
12. Snort loudly when you laugh, then laugh harder.
13. Run in circles.
14. Pretend to beat yourself up.
15. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell “DNA!!”
16. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist.. Tell them you’re making a fashion statement.
17. Super glue your finger up your nose.
18. Talk to a pen.
19. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
20. Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe.
21. Take your ice cream cone and put it on your forehead and say you’re a lovely unicorn.
22. In public yell, “NO MOM, I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!!!”
23. Do what they actually tell you.
24. Switch the light button on and off for a while and say “ooooh, I get it!”
25. Eat your hair.
26. Eat anything obviously not edible.
27. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.
28. Hold their hand and whisper to them “I see dead people…”
29. When you’re in the shower, yell “I’m drowning!”
30. Demand that you want your own area code.
31. At everything they say yell “LIAR!!!”
32. Hang upside down in your closet.
33. Tap on their door all night.
34. Pretend to have multiple personalities.

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release
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 7:35pm UTC

Intoxicated with madness,
I'm in love with my sadness.
nmq.

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release
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 11:16pm UTC

"You're not CRAZY
you're just lonely
and loneliness is a hell of a d r u g."
- John Mayer

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 4:34pm UTC

I'm freaking insane,
BUT MY INTENTIONS ARE GOLD
and my heart is pure. ♥

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missperfect1129
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 8:37pm UTC

he sat naked and drunk in a room of summer
night, running the blade of the knife
under his fingernails, smiling, thinking
of all the letters he received
telling him that
the way he lived and wrote about
that-
it had kept him going when
all seemed
tuly
hopeless.
putting the blade on the table, he
flicked it with a finger
and it whirled
in a flashing circle
under the light.
who the hell is going to save
me? he
thought.
as the knife stopped spinning
the answer came:
you're going to have to save yourself.

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Everybodydotheflop
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 8:38am UTC

I swear most of you are completely insane

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Lethal*
posted a quote
July 19, 2014 11:02am UTC

the tv rotted my brain
and made me
forget how to feel

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carpediem*
posted a quote
November 25, 2014 12:30pm UTC

he handed me the keys,
buckled my seatbelt,
and watched me
drive myself insane.

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ShesLettingMeLiveWithMyDemons
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 11:07pm UTC

Oh, but dear little Alice.
You are deeply insane.

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 11:29pm UTC

Insane
Mental Hospitals are made for the ill
never thought of being in one until I got here
Imagining being in one is just something I just couldn’t bear
but then again I could really use the care
I’m so screwed up inside the head
well at least thats what my father had said...
All these questions are running through my mind
was he right? or was he just being very unkind?
Perhaps he was right... I’m going insane
or maybe it’s just all my bottled up pain
mq

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StarlightMongoose
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Ahhhh!!! I see her name everywhere! I can't get her out of my mind!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN...... is it...

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