mum: you need to learn to eat the foods I cook. me: OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH SOCIETY. me: YOU NEED TO LEARN TO ACCEPT MY TASTEBUDS FOR WHO THEY REALLY ARE.
so my brother just saw me crying from period pains but he didn't know why and he tried to comfort me by saying 'i get those pains every day' and i just
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•falling asleep on someone’s chest •wrapping your arms around each other •synching heartbeats and breathing slowly •falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear •forehead kissies and murmured affections •naps •MONSTER TRUCKS
Him: You know when people first meet you they're all "Wow this girl is educated and smart and can hold a conversation" and then as they get to know you, you slowly become a sort of kinky dominatrix and everyone thinks you're a prostitute.
Fairy god mother: Dont p.ss me off.... I have a wand and i ain't afraid to bibitty bobbity boo your a.ss into a pile of sh.t....Go ahead sweet heart make my day