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Amenah
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January 16, 2015 7:09pm UTC

fox news will destroy your brain cells.
(brb, someone's trying to get into my no-go-zone.)

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KangaDrew
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April 6, 2014 12:29pm UTC

I could tell you were fake from the moment you claimed people call you "Beast."

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*Tori Leigh*
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March 25, 2014 4:51pm UTC

so everyone should follow me on creaturebreeder
user is ChemicalArt hmu

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Minecraft_steve
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February 26, 2014 9:52pm UTC

So this saturday she has a date.
with one of my friends.
and she was telling me and my cousin about it.
then she pointed at me winked and said
SATURDAAAAYYYYY!!
The only thing that kept me from crying was
sheer willpower.
And i think she knows it.

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capsized*
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February 14, 2014 12:44pm UTC

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

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capsized*
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February 14, 2014 12:39pm UTC

•falling asleep on someone’s chest
•wrapping your arms around each other
•synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
•falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
•forehead kissies and murmured affections
•naps
•MONSTER TRUCKS

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Infinity on high*
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February 7, 2014 6:40pm UTC

so my brother just saw me crying from period pains but he didn't know why and he tried to comfort me by saying 'i get those pains every day' and i just

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Bernicexoxo*
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October 30, 2013 5:11pm UTC

everyone at my church thinks i worship the devil because i like to watch supernatural and i make a lot of demon jokes lol

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ToInfinityAndBeyond
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September 16, 2013 7:38am UTC

Wittians please help me
I have this project wherein I have to make a website
Please suggest features to put on my project

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cupcakes21
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 1:16am UTC

literally just spent 6 hours doing homework.. why school?!?? i do not understand you!

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
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August 27, 2013 7:59pm UTC

im to the point of hyperventilating and hysteria again
vent

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LettingSecretsGo
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August 21, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home is.

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LettingSecretsGo
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 6:09pm UTC

When I found out my toaster wasn't water proof,
I was shocked.

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LettingSecretsGo
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August 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.

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Tman89frost
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August 17, 2013 11:50am UTC

Just saw this on tumblr and im still laughing:
friendly reminder that glee had an acoustic version of a song about a threesome sung by two boys in a religious group called the god squad and a girl who cried while she straddled and rubbed vapor rub on the chest of an unconscious gay boy

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Chris*
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August 14, 2013 5:12pm UTC

Me: I bet you use your hospital parking pass more than a credit card.
Him: Sure. Make fun of the cancer survivor. Ha, ha.

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Tman89frost
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August 13, 2013 12:32am UTC

My favorite part of the Bible is when God said 1 like=1 prayer

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Chris*
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August 12, 2013 8:16pm UTC

Him: You know when people first meet you they're all "Wow this girl is educated and smart and can hold a conversation" and then as they get to know you, you slowly become a sort of kinky dominatrix and everyone thinks you're a prostitute.

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Tman89frost
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August 4, 2013 2:27am UTC

That awkward moment :
When you realize that the magic school bus took a tour of a chickens vágina

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 3:56pm UTC

And then god said
Let there be idiots

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