Best Hunting Quotes Today

soccertrack
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March 31, 2013 1:14pm UTC

Bucket List #10
Dress in hunting attire. Go to local zoo.

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heartofstones
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April 14, 2014 3:08pm UTC

I hate it when I see people
at the supermarket and they're like
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
and I'm like
"Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 2:33pm UTC

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today
and i was like, "mom why did you do that?" and she said "so you can go hunting for men" thanks mom.

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Goose
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September 30, 2014 5:18pm UTC

Me trying to kill a fly that's been annoying me all day: I'm gonna hunt dis bìtch down.

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mtndewhm*
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September 7, 2013 4:14pm UTC

I've grown up in a family with like guns and shít they hunt and stuff, so I'm cool with that, I don't see a problem with it as long as you're going to eat the animal you kill but anyway I'm getting off topic.
I get nervous around guns like I don't know why, I grew up around them, nothing bad has happened to me because of a gun.
But I like knives. I really like knives.

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cocopuffs
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April 21, 2013 8:29pm UTC

I hate when people see me at the super market and they're like,
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
And I'm just like,
"You know, hunting elephants."

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peacegirl270
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February 5, 2013 7:16pm UTC

I hate when people see me at the supermarket and they're like, "Hey what are you doing here?" and I'm just like, "Oh you know, hunting zebras."

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fefe123
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October 4, 2013 12:22pm UTC

ERM...., Hunting Season starts Tomorrow<3(:

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mtndewhm*
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January 28, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Trying to find a virgin now days is like hunting a unicorn, yet there are stories about 18yr olds who've never been kissed. Realistic.

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tigersforever
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November 17, 2014 10:03am UTC

Someone needs to invent a blind with a built-in-heater, 20 degrees with snow and sleet. But I love it

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Anujsomany
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December 24, 2017 10:10am UTC

"Sales & marketing skill of a person is not judged by his mental aptitude to do fast the profit & loss numerical calculation, but by his soulful attitude to make heart-to-heart, emotional connection with the clients & customers."
~Anuj Somany

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