Best High Quotes Ever

gray22
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 3:32pm UTC

i want to add a quote but i don't know what about so i'm just gonna sit here until i can think of an inspirational song lyric that will probably get me about three likes but i honeslty doubt that so let me throw this out there...
How many potatoes can you plant when you're on an aeroplane with an elephant?
The answer is: None, because the question doesn't make sense
Have a great day, and remember... wipe when you go to the toilet

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ArmagedonNinjaX
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December 11, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Officer: Alright, we're going to have to do a drug test.
Me: Ight, cool, which drugs are we testing?

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appleloop*
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December 29, 2013 5:21pm UTC

My level of sarcasm has gotten so high, I don't even know if i'm kidding anymore...

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^_^*
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 2:05pm UTC

it seems when we want someone,
they dont want you.and when someone wants you,
you don't want them.and when you both want eachother,something has to come around and mess it up.

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Grace*
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January 28, 2013 1:02pm UTC

had a highschool musical moment this morning

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Bestfriendforever
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 12:38am UTC

Logan Kyle Cole Delaronde<3
May 9, 1997 - April 8, 2013
I remember the last time i saw you and the place and where it was!
It was by 7-11 You were really high... :p
You yelled SHAWTY!!
I loooked over and there was my giant of a friend.<3
You said guess what?
I said WHAT with joy.
You said I'M SO HIGH ahahaha
like i didn't notice :'3
After that you said well bye selena ill see you later... Bye<3
Weeeeelll</3 My heart broke April 8, 2013 when i found out you passed away! :'(
Knowing i didn't get to see you one last time (alive) and get one of those bear hugs just broke my heart, How'd i find out "A Status" ....
Logan, You'll be in my heart forever and always!!!
Seeing you in that coffin was just so hard.. </3
I Love You My GIANT<3
The Good Die Young!!!
Gone but NEVER forgotten!
Rest In Peace<3
Bestfriendforever :(

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 5:26pm UTC

I love how so many people's favorite
Green Day album is Dookie
when it's really just about getting high
and procrasturbating

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 3:36am UTC

my teacher is spraying febreeze
on this kid who came to school high

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xLittleHope
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:12am UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with a car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you break your neck and die.♥

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LiveLaughLoveBelieve
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Do You Remember That Night
When You Were Texting Me
While You Were High?
No?
That's cool.
I do.
You wanna know what you told me?
"I Love You"

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 5:35pm UTC

School starts in 5 days.
Excuse me while I go cry in the corner.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 11:36pm UTC

in 5th grade during D.A.R.E. week this police officer brought in drugs to show us and talk about them and i had to leave the classroom cause i was so scared that i would get high from looking at them

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Pluto*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:16pm UTC

My standards are unrealistically high
for how unattractive I am.

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Water307
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 8:43pm UTC

Invention Idea:
An alarm clock that keeps screaming "WHAT TEAM?" and the only way to turn it off is to scream "WILDCATS!!!" in response

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I_Like_Pandas
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 9:44pm UTC

Im scared to get close and I hate being alone.
I long for that feeling to not feel at all.
The higher I get, the lower Ill sink.
I cant drown my demons, they know how to swim.

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CrazyChrista
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 12:20pm UTC

Wanna know the truth
about people who call you names?
Yeah, they're jealous.
They called you ugly
because you're prettier than them.
Everything they call you?
Yeah, they're jealous.
Nmq
Nmf

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Alexwise
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Never apologise for having high standards. They're not high standards, they're YOUR standards and some people just can't live up to them.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 8:06pm UTC

You are My sugar rush, My cocaine bliss, My illegal high, My prefect kiss.You're an addiction that I always fail to resist.

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kyyrraah*
posted a quote
February 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC

I smoke weed to get high,
because the world is so low..

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
April 7, 2014 10:09pm UTC

Now it's three in the morning and I'm trying
to change your mind. Left you multiple
missed calls and to my message
you reply, "Why'd you only call me
you're high? Hi. Why'd you only call me
when you're high?" ♥

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