Best Hehe Quotes This Year

shesjustokay
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 8:50am UTC

I read that last year
4,153,237 people got married
I don't wanna start any trouble
or something, but shouldn't
that be an even number?

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:29pm UTC

sometimes i feel useless but then i remember i breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 9:32pm UTC

homework: do me, do me
internet: don't listen to that slutt

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Livy*
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:19pm UTC

I bet when cheetahs race
and one of them cheats, the other goes,
"Man, you are such a cheetah!"
and they laugh and eat a zebra or whatever.
♥

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The Chosen One*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Who even made up the term
"perfect"
it's a word without a meaning.

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:37pm UTC

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i'm getting fat

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...*
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 7:28pm UTC

She wears short skirts
I wear my home clothes
She's cheer captain
And i'm liking witty quotes

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 1:15am UTC

remember when the world ended last year

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The Ukrainian Chick*
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 5:40pm UTC

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So this one bully actually
asked a nerd for his lunch
money and the nerd replied with
"Sorry, I must have left it on your moms dresser."
my quote yo but nmf
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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 12:04pm UTC

Me: Can I ask you a question..?
Doublesidedice: You just did.
Me: okay, Well can I ask you another question.
Doublesidedice: You just did it again.
me: -_-huffff
format credit
rajsonkar follow

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
September 25, 2013 6:40pm UTC

On a scale of 1-to-steveHow awesome are you ?

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:47am UTC

I understand that scissors can beat paper. And I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobie? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why. Because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear it up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors. I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in their face with my already clenched fist and say oh sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:27am UTC

a girl can never have too many clothes

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
October 16, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Pulling an all nighter like a boss....
Only to crash like a noob at noon..
Story of my life..

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 8:36pm UTC

so when you're famous do you just magically have great skin or

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brookiecookie75
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 7:34pm UTC

I like him.
I admit it.
I like his smile.
I like his laugh.
I like his voice.
I like the way he makes me feel.
I like how he says hi to me in the halls.
I like his taste in music.
I like that he's older than me.
I really do like him.
More than I want to.
(c)MY QUOTE, NMF

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shesjustokay
posted a quote
March 13, 2013 2:11pm UTC

A perfect threesome:
Me,Bed,Laptop.

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 12:15am UTC

Hmm im bored so im gonna do one
of those things were you tell me your
name and i think of a name that goes
with it. so comment your name!
GO!

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kelly*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 12:49am UTC

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
Because he got tired of the hole thing.

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letmeholdyourhand
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 6:45am UTC

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