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softballxwin27
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January 29, 2013 5:07pm UTC

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Sorry, I just dropped my bag of Doritos.

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Cammie
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July 30, 2013 12:08pm UTC

What happens at Olive Garden when they're grating the cheese and you don't say "when"?
The waiter gets more and more concered as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. They eventually plead with you to stop this madness and you just when but hold firm. Olive Garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building, as the cheese begins to pour out to the street. The world floods with cheese. All is cheese.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 1:55pm UTC

Elise
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Like • Comment • 17 minutes ago
Niamh Was it you?
16 minutes ago · Like
Georga Who me?
15 minutes ago · Like
Ashley Yes you.
14 minutes ago · Like
Tiffany Couldn't be.
13 minutes ago · Like
Sarah You lying b//tch.
12 minutes ago · Like

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:15am UTC

Chess says everything about men and women. The king can take only one step at a time while queen can do whatever she feels like

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Cammie
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 4:27pm UTC

What do people mean "get ready for bed"?
I am ALWAYS ready for bed.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 4:02am UTC

Q:- What is the difference
between a fly and a
mosquito..?
A:- A fly can fly but a
mosquito cannot mosquito
format credit rajsonkar follow

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 7:50pm UTC

i have so much homework
now what movie should i watch

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Men play football at 20Men play tenis at 30Men play golf at 40who else noticed that balls are getting smaller as they are getting older?

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 2:14am UTC

*enters ugly contest*
judge: sorry no professionals

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:14pm UTC

A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:13am UTC

should i do homework or burn my school

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 6:04pm UTC

I SAW THAT YOU WERE PERFECT AND SO |x|x|x|
I LoveD You.
( then i saw you weren't perfect and i loved you even more. ) ♥
– Unknown

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Cammie
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 11:27am UTC

Your Sims life being better than your own...

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Lauren🌸*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 6:55am UTC

most girs want a guy who would
hold an umbrella over their head, and carry them over puddles.
But I want a guy who would steal my umbrella, jump in the puddles just to splash me,
and then kiss me before I could yell at him. ♥

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
November 19, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Did you guys hear? The energizer bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.

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Loopy23
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 7:17pm UTC

Normal person when the sun is shining: Ooh I'm going to go for a walk & I'm going to socialize with friends.
Me when the sun is shining: Jeez close the curtains I can't see the laptop screen -.-

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 10:03pm UTC

MISSION:
I I I
I I I
make a letter.
you know what to do.

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 4:32pm UTC

water your thoughts on bottled water?

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Stages of having a crush:
Me: Ooh he;s cute
Me: damn hes adorable
Me: NO. I WILL NOT LIKE HIM
Me: oh my god he has an amazing music taste too
Me: oh my goD HES AMAZING
Me: no. no.no. i dont like him. no.
Me: asdfghjkl
Me: no. stop.
Him: *smiles at me*
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU

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kelly*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:19am UTC

"do you excersise?"
"well i walk to the fridge at least 793 times a day"

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