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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 8:28pm UTC

When you finally look up an abbreviation that you didn't know and start using it in every sentence.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 8:11pm UTC

WORST FEELING
EVER?
Being rejected by a cat

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marshmallow88992
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Me -(going to the shop up the road)
It's okay no one I know see me I don't have to worry about my hair or clothes
Me-(at the shop)
Holy sh/t half the guys in my year have swarmed to my local shop just to catch me out!
What a world we live in...

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Teacher:In a Math sequence, after 68, there's 69.What's next?
Student:We brush our teeth and change the toothbrush.
Teacher:Get out.Now.

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AliciaMarie__
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 2:45pm UTC

"Why do you like country boys?" He asked
They're more like men
they're strong
they know how to treat a girl
you feel safe in there arms
because you're one
"Because they're cute..." I answered
♦

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Vailkri
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 1:22pm UTC

"Anytime we're on the phone, I tell him to love you.
To prove his love. I help him figure out how.
And I'm sorry. k? I love you both. But I
love you. You'll always be my important
than a stupid boy. Even if it's Drake."

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Dot_to_dot
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:44am UTC

I only see one person on all the pages of top quotes :L

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 10:58pm UTC

That awkward moment when
you drive past your crush's house
and your family can't control themselves
enough to not yell "omg! look! look! look! he's outside!"

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SkylarMini
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 12:11pm UTC

I have no words for what just happened...

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Niwayu
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 8:55am UTC

I hate you.
I ate you.

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invisableme13
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 5:57pm UTC

You tell your friends you hate me, that you want nothing to do with me, that you regret everything that happened between us.
But ya no its cool cause being together for over a year dosent mean anything anyway.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 3:46am UTC

I'm not mad
I'm just confused

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rafaela123
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 9:37pm UTC

A conversation between me and Jordan
Me: I CAN COME OVER!!! YAYYY!!!! im going to go pack! brb
Her:
PACK CD'S!!!!
AND MOVIES!!!!
AND MORE!!!!
AND UNDERWEAR!!!!
AND NO THONGS!!!!
Me: No thongs! Welp, Looks like im not coming over
Her: Fine! but only one. And dont forget to take it with you when you leave. My mom found the last one. Need to explain more?

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:37pm UTC

my sister just took a sh-t.
walked out of the bathroom.
then yelled "too lazy to flush."
that's one classy chick.

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T0ri4nn
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 1:21am UTC

That didnt happen of course.
Things never happened like i imagined them.

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Jessica258
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 4:40pm UTC

What if crazy Steve killed drake and josh and their family, and kidnapped Megan, moved to a different city, forced to call herself Carly, pretended he was her older brother, and renamed himself spencer?

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Awkwaardd
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:03pm UTC

Me: *Sharpening pencil in class*
Random kid: *comes up behind me* I found your tumblr yesterday
Me: *Stops dead in my tracks* my tumblr?
Kid: Yeah.
Me:...oh. *Worriedly starts sharpening pencil again until he goes away*

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TrollersAnonymous
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 6:34pm UTC

friend: *lifts up shirt a little* Omg, I feel so fat, I shouldn't have had that pie
Me: No, because you know what they say, a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips.
friend: No wonder no one likes you. What is wrong with you?
Me: I've been wondering that myself.

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ThatOneGIrlYouNeverForget
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Let's pretend nothing happened....

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emilyhickmott
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

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