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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
September 4, 2015 7:07pm UTC

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY,
CAUSE FRIDAYS WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN SUNDAYS
CAUSE SUNDAYS ARE
MY SUICIDE DAYS

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EllieLasnier
posted a quote
April 19, 2014 10:40am UTC

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
February 19, 2014 8:05pm UTC

Trencher Problem #7
Having the
urge to
say,
"Awww man!"
everytime someone
mentions pomegrantes.

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Apologetic*
posted a quote
January 17, 2014 2:22pm UTC

Sierra Nicole
if you like big butts and you cannot lie don't like this post or comment hahahahah you all like big butts; I called it \^-^/
Like · Comment · Share · about a minute ago ·

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SelinTheBean*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 2:00pm UTC

"i'm hungry but i just had breakfast 7 minutes ago" a book by me

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motz_ztom*
posted a quote
December 18, 2013 5:54am UTC

If I don't take a photo of my face at a certain angle, you'll see all my imperfections.
All the blemishes and scars.
The pimples, and volcanic looking zits.
You'll see EVERYTHING.
So, one day...
I'm going to print out a gigantic poster of my face.
All my imperfections uncovered. Everything out in the open.
Then I'm going to take a black Sharpie, and play connect the dots.
Because I'm thug.

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 11:55am UTC

Sometimes,
when I CLOSE my EYES,
I can't see.

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 3:39pm UTC

The amount of band fan pages I've liked on facebook is ridiculous

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 1:08pm UTC

When your crush likes your profile picture on Facebook and you just sit their fangirling!!!!!! OMG!!!

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 11:23pm UTC

You play football?
That’s cute.
We throw 100 pounds girls.
You throw 2 pound footballs.
Oh, and we actually catch ours.

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ItsRachaelxo
posted a quote
October 20, 2013 9:20am UTC

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because baby it looks like you landed on your face.

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 3:11am UTC

Teacher: One..
Me: You've got that one thing!
Teacher: No, one!
Me: One direction!
Teacher: You don't know it
Me: You don't know you're beautiful!
Teacher: Get out!
Me: Get out, get out get out of my head!

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KeepFighting
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 12:29am UTC

IT'S THE WAY YOU WALK,
THE WAY YOU TALK,
the way you make me feel
inside, it's in
YOUR SMILE, I DON'T WANNA
wait for tonight.
Please don't remove this!

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hiimawkward247*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 4:10pm UTC

spell your name ; see what it means!
A: h0t B: loves people C: good kisser D: makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H: easy to fall in love with I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: loving and caring M: makes dating fun N: smile to die for O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: hyperactive R: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: is very sexual V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be funny and sweet at times.
N: Smile to die for
I: Loves to laugh and smile
C: Good Kisser
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
L: Loving and caring
E: Has gorgeous eyes
well, that was a good laugh.

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desperado*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 12:31pm UTC

Miley can't stop, won't stop, but needs to stop.

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AlwaysxAxDreamer
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC

Me: *Laughs at my own quotes*

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Swag Unicorn*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 11:37pm UTC

*Getting ready for a party*
Friend: Omg is my makeup okay?
Me: Well you have some face on your foundation.

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dolph*
posted a quote
July 27, 2013 4:07pm UTC

"It's the summer of 2093. Lemons cover the ground as far as the eye can see. When will life stop giving
us lemons. We don't want them. Too many lemons."

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AnonymousGirl98
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 4:26pm UTC

ADMIT IT.You've all erased a 'ha' from "hahahaha" because you thought they were too many...

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 11:59am UTC

░░░░░░░░░
Why did the Peacock eat the curtain?,
because it was hungry.
Format : Gabikk
Quote : Sufflesxoxo_O

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