Best Green Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Google: Why does my cat lick me?
John Green: Okay, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
John Green: Cat's believe that all other organisms are cats.
John Green: Once you realize that, a lot of cat behaviour begins to make sense.
John Green: So, why does your cat lick you?
John Green: Because it thinks it's grooming you.
John Green: So, when your cat licks you, he's thinking--"I love you, gigantic, hairless cat. And to show you, I will lick you."

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 4:57pm UTC

Question: Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?
John Green: No and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this than men.
John Green: Also, it's such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine, if I started eating Cheerios for breakfast, Cheerios be like, "I'm the 48th ceareal you've tried eating! I don't feel special!"
John Green: Well then screw you, Cheerios. I can't go back into the past and un-eat all those cereals, but that doesn't mean I don't genuinely enjoy your whole-grain crunch!

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 11:36pm UTC

Turn the world off, turn the music on.
II
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
2:00
-1:59
Format credit; wittyxxgirlxx

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 3:19pm UTC

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 5:51pm UTC

THe GRaSS iS
greener where you water it.
Format by Breeze

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JudyBeautyActress
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Cause maybe you're lovable
and maybe you're my snowflake
and you're eyes turn from green to gray
in the winter i'll hold you in a cold place.

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 8:08pm UTC

keegster's format
I hope one day, somebody
loves you so much, that they
see violets in the bags under your eyes,
sunsets i n the d o w n w a r d arch o f your l i p s .
That they recognize you as something green, and growing, even if you are growing sideways ////////////////
THAT THEY DO NOT WATSE THEIR TIME TRYING TO FIX YOU. ♥

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 5:42pm UTC

if the grass is greener on the other side,
it's because it's fertilised with crap.
Format by Breeze

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Ralph*
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 4:37pm UTC

I've fallen for everything about you.
I've fallen for the way your eyes sparkle with colour when you look at me. I've fallen for your straight-toothed smile.
I've fallen for the way words roll off your tongue.
The way you push things further into the higher shelf so that you'd have an excuse to get it for me over and over again.
I've fallen for the way you say, "Good morning" to me. The way you take morning showers &your hair is all wet.
I've fallen so hard, someone will have to piece me back together.♥

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lovefree15
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.

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Bec*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:13pm UTC

Blueberries are so weird I man they're BLUE
and then when you mash them they're PURPLE
And when skinned the insides are GREEN??

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 5:59pm UTC

10 years ago:
Commercial: For blonder hair with less damage!
Commercial: Be careful though! Chlorine turns it green.
Me: Ew. Who'd want to risk getting green hair?
Now:
Me: *dyes hair green purposely.*

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MyBrokenHorizon
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 8:28am UTC

"I don't know a perfect person. I only know flawed people who are still worth loving."
- John Green

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 8:31pm UTC

It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.~Augustus Waters~John Green

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:58pm UTC

They say the grass is greener on the other side.....
So I walked over to my neighbor's lawn to admire that fact.
:D

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 1:58pm UTC

Kiss me.
I'm Irish!!
<3
Well, atleast a little bit of Irish!!!
format credit-rajsonkar

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chocomickey14
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:49pm UTC

prepare yourself mint flavored everything is coming

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Parrotfish*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 12:14pm UTC

APARRENTLY,
THE COLOR GREEN STIMULATES
HAPPIENESS IN THE BRAIN.
SO I HOPE THAT
EVERY TIME YOU LOOK IN MY EYES
ALL YOU FEEL IS
JOY.

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appleloop*
posted a quote
December 30, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Maybe all the strings inside him broke.
~John Green
Format
Credit: LettingSecretsGo

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bye*
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 5:40pm UTC

im so glad st patrick’s day isn’t on a school day this year bc i know i would forget about it and not wear green and all these a/ssholes i call classmates would come and pinch me and my anger would build up until it’s equivalent to the fury of 5000 angry wasps that had their nest disturbed by a kid with a baseball bat

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