Best Glitter Quotes Ever

anasorochi
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May 24, 2013 12:12am UTC

glitter is always
an option

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musicure
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August 9, 2016 1:09pm UTC

just keep me where the light is

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AEleanore
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May 12, 2013 10:34pm UTC

Glitter was a great idea...
until you realized
it was the Herpes of crafting supplies
and now you can't get rid of it

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DakkyDukky
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June 30, 2013 8:23pm UTC

Seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stuuuuupid.
My quote, biches.

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UnicornsandMustaches
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May 5, 2013 12:15am UTC

SUPER GLUE, STICKINESS AND FACEPALMING
OK!
SO me and my friend Melanie were bored
When suddenly I had and idea.
We grabbed heaps of super glue and
squirted it everywhere.
It looked pretty awesome when
we threw glitter at it.
We high-fived.
Bad idea.
Our hands got stuck.
We facepalmed.
Bad idea.
In the end we were walking round her house
stuck together.
So the obvious option was...
GO TO THE POOL!
So we went to the pool.
Stuck together.
We attempted to swim.
And then...
WE
WERE
UNSTUCK!

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Bringmethebitches*
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April 3, 2013 2:24pm UTC

Im seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude I'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.

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ShowChoirProblems
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Show Choir Problem #1
Shittering
-Shedding Glitter

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kmsxx*
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August 13, 2013 4:56pm UTC

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken;
The crownless again shall be king.

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