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Best Glitter Quotes Ever

  1. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2016 5:39pm UTC
    It's a little bit funny
    this feeling inside
    I'm not one of those
    who can
    easily hide

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2016 1:02pm UTC
    I'd like to make myself believe,
    That planet Earth turns s l o w l y,
    It's hard to say I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep,
    Because my dreams
    are bursting at the seams

  3. randompanda randompanda
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    I eat glitter
    (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ・。*。✧。*・゜゜・✧゜゜ ・゜*

  4. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter?

  5. lithium* lithium*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 10:33am UTC
    & All that glitters is gold
    Only shooting stars break the mold

  6. Alexwise Alexwise
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 6:48pm UTC
    When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?" I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

  7. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    am I the only one that randomly finds glitter on my face all the time or

  8. bambi101 bambi101
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 7:51am UTC
    I eat
    GLITTER

  9. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2016 11:31am UTC
    And the darkness can descend
    we can relish all the pain
    But I know that's what you love,
    cause you know I love the same

  10. Mangooo Mangooo
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    When I die, all I really want is
    for my ashes to be mixed with glitter and kept in a jar somewhere like a restaurant or something. So when people ask what it is, the person will respond, "Oh, some dead girl's dying request was for her to be cremated, mixed with glitter, and put in a jar somwhere public." And I will forever be known as the-girl-who's-body-is-now-in-a-jar-with-glitter.

  11. countrychic98 countrychic98
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 10:14pm UTC
    She who leaves a trail of glitter wherever she goes is never forgotten.

  12. whitesmoke whitesmoke
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2014 3:52pm UTC
    Not all glitter is gold

  13. InsaneAlice InsaneAlice
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2014 11:57am UTC
    Sure there were bridges burned. But in those very same ashes, there were lessons learned. And soon enough, those ashes faded into glitter.~InsaneAlice

  14. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2016 8:18am UTC
    there's nothing on the tv, nothing on the radio
    that means that much to me

  15. Basketballer100 Basketballer100
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    I used to think I was crazy, then I realized everyone else could see the glitter too.

  16. SaYWhaTTx3 SaYWhaTTx3
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    G L I T T E R
    is the h e r p e s
    of art supplies

  17. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 1:59pm UTC
    I was dropped as a baby into a pool of awesomeness and glitter. haha just kidding it was awkwardness and cats.

  18. sierra17 sierra17 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 6:26am UTC
    Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.

  19. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    If Da Vinci had been more patient with his glitter,the Mona lisa could be way totally cuter.
    ~Dear dumb diary

  20. loganloveswitty_23 loganloveswitty_23
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 10:11am UTC
    Word to the wise..
    Never super glue glitter to your nail.
    Learned that the hard way.

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