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UnicornsandMustaches

1. UnicornsandMustaches
   posted a quote
   May 7, 2013 4:21am UTC
   Karma takes too long,
   I would rather beat the
   SHIZ
   out of you
   NOW
   
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2. UnicornsandMustaches
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 4:14am UTC
   So theres this person...
   <3
   But whenever I get enough confidence,
   To talk to them
   I realise...
   I'm not good enough.
   I'm just Jelena.
   Nothing special.
   
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3. UnicornsandMustaches
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 4:03am UTC
   I was at the movies watching Lion King 3D
   and it came to the part where
   SIMBA
   saw his dad in the star constellations so I started to sing:
   "Can we pretend that star constellations in the night sky are our ancestors, I could really use my dad right now, dad right now, dad right now." and everyone in the cinema started to stare at me...
   
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4. UnicornsandMustaches
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   May 6, 2013 3:55am UTC
   SIMBA
   
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5. UnicornsandMustaches
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   May 6, 2013 3:49am UTC
   LION KING
   
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6. UnicornsandMustaches
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   May 6, 2013 1:52am UTC
   You lift my feet off the ground,
   You spin me around,
   You make me
   Crazier,
   Crazier,
   Crazier
   
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7. UnicornsandMustaches
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   May 6, 2013 1:43am UTC
   HUGS
   are the best.
   Except maybe kitten
   hugs...
   
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8. UnicornsandMustaches
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 1:34am UTC
   Maybe I was nieve,
   got lost in your eyes and never really had a chance.
   My mistake I didn't know to be in
   LOVE
   you had to fight to have the upperhand.
   
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9. UnicornsandMustaches
   posted a quote
   May 6, 2013 12:53am UTC
   Summer after high school when we first met
   We make out in your Mustang to Radiohead
   And on my 18th Birthday
   We got matching tattoos
   
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10. UnicornsandMustaches
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    May 5, 2013 1:22am UTC
    ONE OF LIFES HARDEST DECISIONS:
    "Now what do I eat?"
    
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11. UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 1:13am UTC
    New to town with a made up name,
    In the Angel city chasin'
    fortune and fame
    and the camera flashes
    make it look like a
    Dream
    
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12. UnicornsandMustaches
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    May 5, 2013 1:11am UTC
    This time baby I'll be
    BULLET PROOF
    
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13. UnicornsandMustaches
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    May 5, 2013 12:20am UTC
    I think I will be
    FOREVER
    ALONE
    
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14. UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 12:15am UTC
    SUPER GLUE, STICKINESS AND FACEPALMING
    OK!
    SO me and my friend Melanie were bored
    When suddenly I had and idea.
    We grabbed heaps of super glue and
    squirted it everywhere.
    It looked pretty awesome when
    we threw glitter at it.
    We high-fived.
    Bad idea.
    Our hands got stuck.
    We facepalmed.
    Bad idea.
    In the end we were walking round her house
    stuck together.
    So the obvious option was...
    GO TO THE POOL!
    So we went to the pool.
    Stuck together.
    We attempted to swim.
    And then...
    WE
    WERE
    UNSTUCK!
    
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15. UnicornsandMustaches
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    May 4, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    She paints a pretty picture but this picture has a twist. Her paintbrush is a razor and her canvas is her wrist. She paints her pretty picture in a color that’s blood red. While using her sharp pain-brush she ends up finally dead. Her pretty picture’s fading quite slowly on her arm. The blood is not racing through her she can no longer do harm. She painted her pretty picture. But her picture had a twist. Her mind was the razor her heart was just her wrist.
    
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16. UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 9:48pm UTC
    Chin up princess,
    your
    Tiara is falling
    xx
    
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17. UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    I would
    SLAP
    you but...
    That would be
    animal
    abuse.
    
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18. UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    FIRE
    IS
    CATCHING,
    IF WE BURN,
    YOU
    BURN WITH US!
    
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19. UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 6:08am UTC
    Just because you are
    BISEXUAL
    LESBIAN
    or
    HOMOSEXUAL
    doesn't mean you are inlove
    or crushing on every
    guy/girl you meet.
    
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20. UnicornsandMustaches
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 5:54am UTC
    This is what my maths book looks like:
    Questions:
    1 If Tommy had 35 apples and cut them all in halves then quarters then eighths then ate 20 slices how many slices would he have?
    2 How many apples would Tommy have?
    3 If Tommy had 45 apples and did the same thing how many apples would he have?
    4 What If Tommy had 5 friends over? How much apple would everyone get?
    Answers (That I wrote)
    1 �
    2 �
    3 �
    4 �
    
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