Giraffe Quotes

Calibri (Body) *
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January 1, 2015 5:36pm UTC

I can relate so much to this giraffe

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Ineedmakyinme
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March 15, 2014 3:37pm UTC

At the touch of her lips,
it grew long and swollen.
I gasped as she squeezed
and pulled expertly.
It was the best
balloon giraffe
I'd ever seen.

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Red dragon*
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December 2, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Just sitting at the back of the classroom drawings giraffe with wings.

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capsized*
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September 10, 2013 6:49pm UTC

according to society if you’re confident you’re self-obsessed but if you’re insecure you’re weak so that is why i am a simple giraffe

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kmsxx*
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August 13, 2013 4:33pm UTC

The lions walking into the wood,comes up to a zebra and the lion says -
" You know something zebra, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You're half white, half black, half horse, half donkey. Look at me, I'm rough, tough and king of the jungle."
The zebra just shrugs and moves on.
Lion comes to a giraffe and the lion says-
"You know giraffe, you're a ridiculous looking animal. You've got a long neck and little horns. Look at me, I'm rough,tough&king of the jungle."
Lion comes to a frog and the lion says-
" You know frog you're a ridiculous looking animal.
You're green and slimy"
And the frog says-
" Hey f*ck you, I've been sick."

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DakkyDukky
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 3:42pm UTC

❝One last hurrah for the drunk giraffe.❞ ~ Matt Smith

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SunKissedBeauty
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 9:22am UTC

do you ever go on youtube
to watch
a music video but
next thing you know,
you're watching a
video on how to talk
to a giraffe

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softballxwin27
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June 27, 2013 8:13pm UTC

A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 vodkas and shame on you for expecting a punch line.
This giraffe needs help.

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bone
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June 25, 2013 10:42pm UTC

"Have you ever seen that crazy guy that always comes by the lake?" the tiger asked the giraffe.
"What guy?" asked the giraffe.
"The guy with the camera and the blue hat and he's always running and screaming. Ever seen him?" replied the tiger. This confused the giraffe. She knew the guy the tiger was talking about, what with his camera and blue hat, but screaming and running? That didn't sound like him. Whenever the giraffe saw him, he just silently snapped a picture and continued walking.
"What are you talking about, tiger? He's not crazy?"
"He's always screaming and running whenever I see him." tiger told the giraffe.
The two were confused and wondered why this guy seemed calm and peaceful with the giraffe and ran and screamed when he saw the tiger.

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josie*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I wonder how long it
takes a giraffe to be
sick.

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SilentSilver
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 5:36pm UTC

/)-/)
(* ••\
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/ O/ UU
/O/
/o /
/ 0/
Giraffe

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Tennowey
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April 26, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Sitting in the movie theatre ready to watch the movie, then you realize there's this human giraffe sitting right in front of you.
Credit goes to Tennowey

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iluvyousomuch
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March 16, 2013 7:47pm UTC

I hate it when Wittians use other Wittians signature formats. For example, jimmy365. When other people post quotes with their format, I`m all,"Oh jimmy365 posted a new quote hahaha they`re so clever and omg I`m lauuuuughing so hard and hahahaaa" and then when I find out it`s not them I`m just like,"NO."

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kristaa33
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 1:33am UTC

CAN YOU SEE ME, I AM A GIRAFFE
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little_bit_str0nger
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March 14, 2013 9:41pm UTC

like he said, he's my giraffe, im his beauty (:

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