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Tennowey

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Member Since: 18 Jun 2011 07:06am

Last Seen: 5 May 2013 04:20am

Location: england

Gender: F

user id: 184427

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Tennowey
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 12:24pm UTC

That boss moment when you drop something and catch it right before it hits the ground.
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Tennowey
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Sitting in the movie theatre ready to watch the movie, then you realize there's this human giraffe sitting right in front of you.
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Tennowey
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 12:03pm UTC

Whenever I'm in the movie theatre..
I finish the popcorn before the movie
even starts.
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Tennowey
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 11:58am UTC

I'm not lazy,
I'm just higly motivated not
to do anything.
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Tennowey
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 11:53am UTC

Favorite if you can relate;
Friend: You're
parents are so nice!
Me: That's only
cause' you're here.
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Tennowey
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Some people feel the rain,
Some people just get wet.
- Bob Marley ♥

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Tennowey
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 12:23pm UTC

Being weird when
you're with your
best friends. ღ
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Tennowey
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 1:00pm UTC

Me: OMG! That dog is so cute!
**GETS CLOSER**
Dog: **BARK BARK BARK**
Me: Well f^ck you too then -_-
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Tennowey
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 12:52pm UTC

Dora : Do you know where t he banana tree is?
Kids at home : * * S I LENCE * *
Dora : Thaaaaaaat ' s righhhhhhht ! ! ! ! !
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Tennowey
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 1:42pm UTC

You think your days
are ordinary
AND NO-ONE EVER THINKS ABOUT YOU
But we're all the same
And she can barely breathe without you

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Tennowey
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 1:40pm UTC

Comes twice a day, because everyone deserves a second chance
11:11
PM AM

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Tennowey
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 1:16pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
I saw this somewhere. Go ahead and use it. <3

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Tennowey
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 1:14pm UTC

What is wrong with you?
How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
Imperfection is beautiful.

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Tennowey
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 7:09am UTC

You are gone , but your still here with me, In my heart <3
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Tennowey
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September 8, 2012 7:04am UTC

And always, I thought that you were a true friend. But you faked it, Just to get closer to the boy you love
True story, Has this ever happened to you?.

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Tennowey
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 6:58am UTC

Confession#1
I think everyone truthfully hates
me, But secretly...

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Tennowey
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:54am UTC

That awkward moment when...
When you expect someone to tell you they love you back, but instead they say 'Thanks' -_- Happened to me a few times. :/
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More faves, more funny or awkward moment quotes :]

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Tennowey
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 8:04am UTC

In the car, listening to Parachute by Cheryl Cole:
Dad: Oh I don't need to punish you, baby if I got you!
Me: Dad, it's I don't need no parachute -_-
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me:
Dad:
Me: Can you turn the radio off please?
Dad: Oh I don't need to punish you -
Me: DAD SHUT THE HECK UP.
Dad: Ooo, Someone's exploded like a cheese stick
Me: It's G6 dad... -_-
Dad: Okay.. Uhhh. I think I'll turn the radio off, darling ;)
Me: Yes, Yes you should.
Dad: Whatevz -.-
Me: And you always complain how me and my friends are gangsters, you wasteman. WASTEMAN. -_-
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30 faves = more.[:

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Tennowey
posted a quote
August 31, 2012 7:54am UTC

Life is like a
BANANA
It can get all
MUSHED up -_-
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20 faves = more :]

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Tennowey
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 6:21am UTC

I had a PANCAKE once
Unfortunatley, it DROWNED in the SYRUP :/ It's all my MOM'S FAULT -.-
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